guys i just thought up this joke
 

why did the prague trampoline store go out of business?















because they kept bouncing Czechs!

hahahah :(

I can't really handle how awesome that joke is

A+ thread, son.

WAKA WAKA WAKA

i just used it on stage and won comedy contest

dont humour him, he may post again.

willie did you really laugh at my joke because if so this joke is a 100% success

But wait wouldn't that mean that the store is actually successful :( :( :(

not OUT LOUD, but yeah i thought that was a good one

I gots one.

Why Don't chickens have ears?

Because they live at Tyson Farms.

What did the Mexican student say when he was attacked by a pop quiz?

Get off me, essay!

Ok, so a guy entered a pun contest. He sent in ten puns in the hope of winning. But no pun in ten did! Plus, he has heart problems.

Wanna go hunt for giant squids?

Nautilus I have to!

Why do all anarchists drink herbal tea.
Because all proper-tea is theft.

Fish swims into a wall and says "Dam".

A pirate walks into a bar with a large ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks the pirate, "Hey, is that thing bothering you?" And the pirate replies, "Yarr, it's drivin me nuts!"

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell
you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of Chardonnay..."

lol, this thread is hillarious

Why couldnt the lifeguard save the hippy. ?

He was too far out man.

Two cows are standing in a pasture. One asks the other, "Are you worried about this outbreak of mad cow disease?" The other replies, "No, it doesn't worry me at all. I'm a horse."

how many of you guys actually thought of your jokes yourself?

also, mine is still the best

I really like this one

You either beat this guy by 6 hours, he ripped you off, or it wasn't that original a pun. Or he's you. :\

http://truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/vi...93c649e4ee5db0

I've never heard of saying something someone else said on the internet. That is crazy talk.