WTF Secret Page?
 

Well, I was clicking around about that Captain N contest thing when I remembered the Super Mario Show contest thing, so I deciced to see how many giveaways I-Mockery has done, it led me here.

I searched, couldn't find anything on it... so uh... what's the deal here? Do I win or something?

No, I just haven't created any index page for the giveaways section so people can view all the old ones. I probably will at some point when I have some extra time to kill...