Hilarity in the lingerie aisle
 

I was shopping this evening and pushed a pair of women's panties aside on a lingerie rack. Something about the texture of it made me go back and look, and I found that the entire back of it was a fake foam butt.

I mean, I've seen the ones with the padding for the ladies who are kind of flat back there, but this was an actual foam butt, complete with crack. I couldn't tear my eyes away...it was a molded foam butt covered in black spandex. It was $19.95.

No, I didn't buy it. But it was intriguing in a weird sort of way.

It sort of reminded me of those foam butts you can find around Halloween to stick out the backs of hospital gowns and stuff.

Oh the lengths some women will go through.:rolleyes

Having an ass that's too small is not something that I have ever had to worry about.

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Me either. I mean, it's not J-lo, but not bony either.

I just wonder what happens when the partner of this person discovers (s)he's just grabbed a handful of foam-ass. It'd be like coming up with tissues out of a bra.

What was that Family Guy quote? "Those aren't boobs, they're lies!"

This sets a new bar for gag gifts.


Filthy Rotten Cheaters Central

They're also available in Depends/Lumpy Soccer Mom, apparently.