the story of mr. sad layoff guy
 

i am mr. sad lay off guy. i got laid off from my job and now i am very angry. now i will never get to have sex with the girl in the cube next to me.




her cube is so much better than mine.

George. I'm sorry. It is scary to be laid off. Make Nancy take two jobs. Are your kids working? If not, start a tab fpor them so that when they get jobs you can garnish their wages.

Whatever you do, even though heavy drinking followed by a killing spree may sound like a prudent idea, that's just the craving for liquor and mayhem talking. DON'T DO IT!! You can get all the gay rape you want just by placing a personal add and being behind the 7-11 on the nights you indicate.

Did you get escorted off the property? I didn't get that and I feel like I missed out on something.

Hang in there, George. I'm rooting for you, by which I mean digging the bridge of my nose into the rich loam at the base of trees while thinking of your situation.

i used to watch her a lot. it filled me with hate. that kid of hers is a real fuck face. he used to kick the cube wall. it made my ship in the bottle fall off the shelf.



i got really mad. i tried to be nice about it, all i wanted was a new ship in the bottle. she started to shout at me. i suggested we take it outside caue i wanted to punch her in the face. she wanted an abortion or something. there were a lot of women, and i was scared to fight her because they might have jumped in if i won. i decided to bide my time.

George is freaking me out.

i dont think i will get laid off (pretty sure at least). i am just living out subconcious fears in order to minimize their emotional impact in the case that i do.

whistling in the graveyard if you will.

but i appreciate your concern max. i truly like you for more reasons than the fantasticly good reason of you being funny. :)

he likes your penis bulge :(

BOTH OF THEM ;)

told ya :/

i don't even know

George, I'm glad you're not laid off!
Your package is ready, and I am going to mail it on the way home from work. I'm so excited. :)

as am i :)

sorry george :(

if i ever meet you Daphne i am going to give you a big kiss. cause you may well be the sweetest girl in the whole world.

Uh. Read more than the first post in a thread yout to reply to.

that she gave me any attention at all is enough for me Helm. she really is one of the sweetest people in the whole world.

Oops, missed that


but still uh suck my dick :lol

If you get laid off you could always sue something like everyone else :(
Sorry, George.

Even though I read this whole thread,

sorry, George. :(:(:(

SORRY THIS ISN'T VERY FUNNY AT ALL, GEORGE, WHAT A BLOWHARD :lol

JUST KIDDING I DIDN'T READ IT, IT MIGHT BE FUNNY :)

you didn't give spaz his message >:

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George, it's on its way!

I'm sorry too broverg.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REACH HIM :/

I THINK SOMEONE KIDNAPPED SPAZBOY :(

HE'S IN A TRUNK SOMEWHERE AND HE HAS NO LEGS :(

:( :( :(

My dad actually was laid off today, along with over 2000 other employees of Circuit City. This is the EIGHTH fucking time my dad has been laid off due to corporate downsizing or the company's going out of business, and the 2nd time he's been let go by Circuit City. Originally he worked in their corporate headquarters and got transfered to DIVX, when they went under he was let go. Then, after yet another layoff and nearly a year without work, he managed to get a contracted position working on maintaining some new computer system for their corporate headquarters. So they've shitcanned him again.

Sometimes I'm honestly surprised my dad hasn't snapped and used his extensive handgun collection to do some "corporate downsizing" of his own.

I am pissed, I am sad, I am proven right once again, when the world shows it's true face as the GIANT STEAMING LUMP OF SHIT I have always known it to be.