I GET HOME FROM A LONG HARD DAY AT THE FACTORY AND YOU EXPECT ME TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR? I CAN HARDLEY STAND, YOU TRY OPERATIING A HYDRAULIC PRESS FOR 10 HOURS A DAY AND SEE IF YOU STILL ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR >:
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OH I SEE, YOU'RE NOT AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE MY HAIR, BUT YOU ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO DRILL A PILLOW FOR A HALF HOUR BEFORE I TELL YOU THAT I'M OVER HERE, READY FOR YOUR 30 SECONDS OF MAGIC >:
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30 SECONDS? FUNNY, IT SEEMED TO LAST ALOT LONGER THAN THAT WITH YOUR SISTER, AND YOUR HAIRDRESSER. OH YEAH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION PEGGY, YOUR BEST FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL? >:
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YOU ARE SUCH A PIG! I HOPE YOU LIKE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH! :throwallyourstuffoutofthebedroom,slamthedoorandlo ckit
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Yo pops, im heading out for the night, i don't know when im gonna be back...
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*knocks on door* come on baby, you know i was just joking. I love you honey :(
EDIT: DAMNIT CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE TALKING >: |
Ummm dad I'm taking your car, ummm yea ok
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WELL, HE'S JUST LIKE HIS FATHER, ALWAYS LEAVING WHENEVER I'M ABOUT TO END MY MISERABLE EXISTANCE. I SWEAR I'LL DO IT THIS TIME, I HAVE A WHOLE BOTTLE OF TYLENOL! :tear
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Oh mom i forgot can i get a couple of dollars for gas and other stuff...
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Oh baby come on, you know you dont want to do that. Just unlock the door, I'll make it all better.
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just a few more days until im ungrounded!~
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YOU GET OVER RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH :GRABSSONBYSHIRT
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WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR FATHER? OH WAIT I FORGOT HE ISN'T YOUR FATHER I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS BARBER. >:
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guys, i really need some dough i'm hanging out with sally tonight and she wants some we... i mean cake...
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THANK GOD THAT LITTLE SHIT ISN'T MINE. HE LISTENS TO LIMP BISKIT >:
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STOP SUCKING EACH OTHERS COCKS BEFORE THEY FALL OFF >:
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Shutup you assfaces, im not the dead beat who isn't paying for the asian hooker he knocked up. Oh yeah i saw the papers...
I'm sick of living here just as soon as you give me my gas and dru.. cake money i'm leaving forever >: |
GIVE ME MY KEYS BEFORE I TAN YOUR HIDE
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IS IT STILL BREATHING? NOPE I THINK MATT KILLED IT.
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:boot
A COW CAN BANG A ROOSTER AND MAKE CHICKEN PARMIGANA. |
That's it screw you guys i'm going to live my dreams as a rap star in the hood, see you crackaz lata, this nigga be bouncin, bizotch!
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YOU ARE NOT BLACK >:
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What the hell...
My dreams are crushed again :tear |
YES HE IS BLACK, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER. :rolleyes
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YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO OUR PURE RACE. YOU CAN HAVE THE TRAILER I AM OUT >:
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