WE DO NOT HAVE ISOS OR PC GAMES. JUST ROMS, SOMETIMES.
 

OK, I'm not sure why people are always showing up and begging for us to give them free games, but it's annoying. There's very little humor involved in berating these dumb shits, so I'm just going to make this instead of us trying to think of witty and humorous ways to say "NO" all the time.

While, in fact, some of us may take part in the illegal art of obtaining video or PC games without the use of money, that does not mean the message board, or the site it's related to, condones it. For that fact alone, you will not see this as a Warez site. More importantly, those who do have the items you may want, are not friendly selfless hippies who will give whining strangers the objects they desire. We might consider giving out your precious Castlevania or Yu-Gi-Oh ISOs if we were friends with you. But we're not, and never will be, because you made a really bad first impression.

To put it bluntly: Shut the fuck up, you annoying little shits who only register to beg for your precious games.

While we are known to share our knowledge of obtaining ROMs, that's a different story. Frankly, when you're dealing consoles from 10-20 years ago, and games that haven't been in production or for sale since our nutsacks started sprouting peculiar yellow hairs that we needed a doctor to look at, there's really no harm done. If I go out and track down a copy of Earthbound for SNES for weeks, and spend $50 (which I did), nobody associated with its creation sees a dime. The only people we're screwing out of making some cash is those little negroids down at Funcoland who treat you like shit anyway, so fuck them in their stupid snobbish asses.

So yeah. ROMs, we do, because it's a harmless "crime," which only kills one Funcoland employee every 7 months. ISOs, whatever filename extensions X-Box or Gamecube have, and PC games are of a different time. If you REALLY want The Sims: Venereal Disease Blowout, then go fucking buy it, or come looking for us again in another 10 years.

Besides, there are plenty of other options and places for you to find these things. We're not hiding anything from you by pretending to be a message board for a humor website. We REALLY don't exchange this kind of shit, ESPECIALLY to you homoqueers.

So stop fucking asking, because I hate you and your entire cultural and historical background. I bet the Nazis only hated the Jews so much just because they kept asking Hitler for a serial crack for Wolfenstein.

Fucking assholes.

Now I dunno about anyone else, but if I was power surfing the internet to find an .iso and somehow ended up here, I would certainly read all of that and maybe... just maybe mind you... have a change of heart. Bravo Jamesman! Is this begging to be a sticky or am I right?

:bestthread

They don't have to read it all. They just have to read the title, which I hope their tiny little brains can comprehend the words contained in said title.

And if they don't, then we can continue to insult the ones who are too stupid to not ask.

Best thread ever :(

There is a sign for that. :bestthread :(

James, why don't you go back to posting under Jamesman?

As long as it harms Funcoland, it's all good to me.

Shut up.

Oh no! Rongi told me to shut up! That ruins it all! I'll never be an I-Mockery Icon like you Rongi! There's no reason to live now. That does it. I'm gonna kill myself, see you all tomorrow.

Who said I was an icon, you motard?

this looks like something good to sticky-fy. if someone disagrees they can relinquish thread status. *bzow* :O

word.

towards james cool deal man
 

:/ i agree with you on the respect of the shit of someone asking for games but some times its sort of alright if they offer something in return like i do when i go looking for some back order games . so if any one wants games i have about 7000 of them and am always looking for more but i will act like solid snake and sneak and kill them if they dont at least offer a web site where i can get more or a game i dont already have
thanx

Is there a literacy campaign in your town right now?

I guess I shouldn't ask questions I already can figure out the answer to.

i'm sure offering something in trade may have a measure significance somewhere. but not here.

i'm jus gonna delete that crap from now on. :/

WE ALSO DON'T HAVE CD KEYS FAGGETS >:

-willie

I'm kinda surprised as to how many people DON'T know about Kazaa Lite

Shit, should have read this before my pandering for a Dreamcast game thread. Never mind.

LOL UR A CRAZY GUY

The hazards of crappy p2p
 

I'm surprised at how many people run kazaa lite while not running peer guardian, it's pure ignorance. And stop copying your game to ISO's, those corrupt in transfer. get alcohol 120% and start making bin files foozles. finally I'd like to suggest some alternatives - bittorent for those of you who have monster connections and can download 1400 mb at a shot, and winmx for those of you who can't. Gotta warn you that people are dicks on winmx.
As for requests... this is a gaming forum, nor a piracy one.
traverse the internet for a bit longer and find yourself some piracy forums, that will fix your shiznit right up.

I have a bottle of 120% alcohol rum. You're right, it works great for downloading stuff. I'll have a few sips and suddenly it's the next morning and there are an extra 100 megs of porn on my hard drive. :)

WinMX got shut down. Use My P2Pnet...it's a mix between the only good download programs left.