yea well i dont spit in food or anything so they don't have to worry about that ;/

THEY JUST HAZ TO WORRY ABOUT MY BAD ATTITUDE

FU*K WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE HORNS RIGHT?

And the customer is always ... AN ASSHOLE!

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID, "YOU IGNORANT FUCKS YOU THOUGHT THIS SANDWICH WAS FIVE DOLLARS?"

THEN THREW IT AT HER, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN I'LL FUCKING U-GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SKULL AND FILL IT WITH BANANA PEPPERS AND PICKLES."

:lol
I almost said something like that but instead I said, "You should have read the sign appropriately." ;/

Is it just me, or are all the troublesome customers women? :x

Lots of men are asshole bastards also.

Speaking of signs, there's one man who complains every time that "the tag says so-and-so" on his single bottles of beer and I get so sick of hearing him say it every time I ring him up so now any time I see him I ask "what did the sign say" and manually enter the price instead of scanning the shit. Go away.

The worst ones I ever encountered were the bitches getting their hair done next door and told the kids to play at my place till they were done.

Then I had to worry about babysitting their damn kids because I was alone and couldn't leave the store.

Little kids can be annoying too. Last summer I caught 2 russian kids snatching peas while one was trying to distract me. I solved the situation by using the little russian I had learned from war movies and comics, yelling "Rukiveer, perkele!" and pointing at them. The kids pretty much shat their pants and ran away. Feeling victorious, I lolled hard for a moment, before noticing how there had been a finnish couple with a young kid observing the situation the whole time, and I felt bad for giving the kiddo a bad example.

I'm surprised that I'm still allowed to create threads at all.

:pagebrak



Debating wheter to go out tonight or stay in.

We should rub our boners for Malcolm MacDowell together some time. :love

i had a dream about you fucks. you all apparently lived in some house down the road from me, and i stopped by as i was walking to work barefoot. you were all very welcoming, and dirty. a bunch of you were playing skip-bo (it's one of those card games like uno) and eating applesauce. also, there was like 5 black people and tadao wasn't there because he was out delivering mail.

then some girl with big teeth gave me a ride to work.

Include me in that group- I love Malcolm McDowell hardcore. Caligula is one of my favorite movies. Hell, I even watched that godawful star trek movie just to see him.

And Time after Time, amirite?

IN GOOD COMPANY

I'm the one with a job? In your dreams!

TANK GIRL

LORI PETTY :3

MAX ZANDER :rock

ERNEST BORGNINE

MAX ZANDER IST DER CLOWN

man

If I had a dollar for every person who scrolls past my description of food art ingredients to ask me what it's made of

well

I'd be very rich indeed.

I just gave my dog a haircut and she looks like Barbra Streisand :(

MAX ZANDER IST...



DER CLOWN

>:

Clowns suck

Max Zander doesn't >:

What's wrong bitch? Cat got your tounge?

I miss my cats :( YOU DICK!

Never heard of Max Zander, so I'll have to take your word as value.

Shower farts make an awesomely horrifying noise.

Perfect opportunity to post yer dick?

You know who has a pic of that already? Not you! :P

Somehow I don't see Tadao holding back from showing anyone his dick.

Only because I know it drives Pub crazy to know someone has it, and he can't get it.

Everyone here has seen my dick.


Sometimes I regret this?

I haven't :(

I haven't :o

The vessel with the pestle holds the pellet of the poison and the chalice from the palace holds the brew which is true.

This is messing me up a bit: there's a lick in Night Lies that sounds just like the ringtone on my phone. Everytime it plays I freak out and turn to look at my phone. I don't know how to alleviate this.

Last night i saw the most hilarious thing! This guy was kind of making fun of my brother-in-law at a party and i guess it had been going on before that and also he was sort of making fun of his girlfriend (in an off-handed not really intentionally MAYBE kind of way) and my brother in law told him to stop and he wouldn't

SO MY BROTHERINLAW HELD UP A PIECE OF NEWSPAPER IN FRONT OF HIS FACE AND PUNCHED HIM THROUGH THE NEWSPAPER and then crumpled the newspaper all up in his face
LOL
I couldn't stop laughing. I feel bad for the other guy though kind of ;o

and my wife and i were just talking about how in old movies sometimes they would hold up their hats in front of people's faces and punch the bottoms of their hat out

So wait - what was the point of the paper?

SO HE DIDN'T SEE IT COMING!

IT'S CALLED THE "SUCKER PUNCH" :rolleyes

THE POINT OF THE PAPER WAS THAT WHAT SAM SAID AND ALSO THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS.

EVEN I DIDNT SUSPECT IT, I JUSAT THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SHOW HIM T HE FUNNIES THEN BLAM FLYING NEWSPAPER PUNCH

And god damn trying to find anything online about xbox problems and xbox news is ridiculous! i was trying to find some updates about nxe causing freezing and like everything i read is a bunch of people saying THERES NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL ITS ALL SONY FANBOYS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF THE XBOX.

and one idiot actually said, "according to my calculations only 4% of 23 million consoles are having problems with this update. That's not really a big deal" thats almost a million consoles! What the fuck is wrong with people on the internet!
that's like saying ONLY FOUR PERCENT OF THE WORLDS POPULATION DIED OVER NIGHT BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID STATISTICS. THATS NOT A BIG DEAL WHY NOT MAKE UP SOME MORE DUMB STATISTICS I MEAN FOUR IS SUCH A SMALL NUNMBER.
geez it's only 240 million people worst things have happened overnight before :rolleyes

I'M GLAD MY XBOX ISN'T YOUR XBOX. :(

PFT I GOT A NEW ONE THAT RUNS LIKE A DREAM

IM JUST SCARED TO UPDATE :(

HAHAHAHAHA DO IT

FUCK YOU YOU JUST WANT TO SEE ME FAIL

I WANT TO CHOKE MYSELF, GET AN ERECTION

Shooting on the Boondock Saints II wrapped up last month and no one told me. Here I was thinking everyone hated Troy Duffy. Apparently people reconciled. The only person not in the sequal that was in the original is Willem Dafoe. And he was HUGE in the last. So I dunno.

The police said they can't find anything on my record. I guess I've learned my lesson :rolleyes

Liar.

I AM GOING TO SEE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON TALK ON JAN. 22

:pickupline

I did. I shall not waste this gift and become a responsible member of society.

women's liberation came creeping all across the nation
i tell you people i was not ready when i fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
she made a little speech then she tried to make me say when
she had my balls in a vice but she left the dick
i guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick

I can't remember who Mr. Wellin is, but he's from here and on my facebook list.

1 step closer to a whopper.

THERE IT IS

AND I'M ABOUT TO BITE!!

look at that I don't even know you or your police history and i know that you're a stupid cry baby now go ride your motorcycle you ridiculous outlaw

*shaky voice* "ooooorgghuuuuhuhuh i have warrants out for my arrest ooorguuuuhuhuh"

completely accurate quoting

AND TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICKS ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT :rolleyes

Sam! He has a long journey to indiana to worry about, let him get his fix before he leaves the parking lot. Motorcycles make for dangerous and perilous rides! He needs to be 100% FOCUSED

most motorcycle accidents occur just five miles outside of parking lots after they've refrained from sucking cock

really when was the last time you heard of a gay person crashing his motorcycle after he sucked cock?

exactly. Don't doubt statistical evidence

Such a jealous little bitch.

I was jealous of your police record and now there is nothing left ;/

:lol

Thank God you aren't developing a complex or anything.

:/

Does anyone else see the 'Gay CHUBBY Dating' advertisement at the top of this page? Just wondering.

I ONLY GET THAT AD WHEN SOMEONE POSTS A PICTURE OF TADAO.

"That's life, man."

"Life my ass, motherfucker! This is a business, and you ain't too far gone to see that yet."

Keep it down, Rog will want the money for running my banner.

I love this guys work.

http://joshuahoffine.com/

At first I was all WTF? And then I remembered the thread.

Hey Poppy! I see you like bunnies too, so do I!

:(

https://www.yousendit.com/transfer.p...a0QyWGQzZUE9PQ

Adrian Belew - Inner Revolution

But you guys probably would hate it :(

:(
:(
:(

Boring.

Better link.
http://swenglishrantings.com/

Charity begins at home



She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom, making love to a very attractive young woman.

The wife was VERY upset!
“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children?!? I’m leaving you! I want a divorce straight away!!!”

And he replied: “Hang on just a minute, honey, so thatI can at least tell you what happened.”

“Fine, go ahead”, she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll ever say to me!”

And he began:



“Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift.

She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days!

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments!
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair just like them.”
He took a quick breath and continued: “She was so grateful for my understanding and help, and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said…, ‘Please………do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?’”

So this is where my mom gets her funny emails from. :rolleyes

Posted: May 20 2008, 11:58CET
Category: News Article tags: Democrat, Foriegn Policy, Idiot, Obama, The DaliBama

Her legs :hypno

Happy Birthday, Dr. Boogie. :)

Every year I'm annoyed that you're suddenly younger than me. :(

Post #53889. :cool

i saw a thing on pbs about him, he seemed almost creepy nice. and he uses his daughters in his photographs.

Where was he when all of those Stephen King books with the shitty covers were coming out?

For one of my electives this term, I picked "short fiction forms," and I can already tell that it's gonna be another one of those classes where all of the artsy douchebags have free reign and annoy me all class :(

I hate you sometimes, art school :(

srsly, you chose art school and hope to avoid artsy douchebags?

impossible, sir.

I'm here for a bachelor of communications in professional writing, so I was hoping the art fags would be confined to the dance, music, and art rooms, but no such luck.

Edit: this professor lady is really fuckable, though.

HIT DAT SHIT, N*GGAHHHHHHHHH

AFTA CLASS, IMMA BE AWWLIKE BITCH CUMMERE I WANNA TEOW U SUMMIN! N DEN WEN SHE GETS NEER, IMMA CUM IN HO EYE

i watched the shining the other night and good fucking grief what is with Olive Oils fucking face? It was the most horrifying thing in the movie watching her fat toothed face contort into those HORRIFIED expressions.

:rolleyes

:rolleyes