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MattJack Nov 14th, 2008 11:42 AM

What Would You Do?? Family Edition!
 
So as everyone who hasn't been living under a rock for the last month already knows that two days ago was my birthday.

Well as it turns out I reluctantly went out later that evening with a couple of my friends for a few drinks. Once we made it to the pub we saw some other mutual friends that had just happened to be there. It was a buddy of mine and his fiance. Coincidentally, her birthday is the same as mine (no wai i kno rite) and she was there to celebrate as well.

She has always been kind of a touchy-feely kind of gal, but that night she was blatantly hitting on me when her fiance wasn't around. She drug me off to the side and told me about how she thought I was handsome and how she wanted to do x, y, and z.

I downplayed it like a pro with lines like, "Nah, nahhh, nah. Idk what youre talkn bout."

I ended up going home and just throwing up all over myself in bed. Which looking back it was the better decision.

Now I'm stuck with either:
A) Telling my friend that his fiance is a whore and she was talkin' dirty to me.
B) Acting like nothing ever happened. Just chalk it up to drinks and the like. AKA Mind my business.

My dad and ex-girlfriend said B, but I feel like it's my responsibility to let my buddy know about his fiance.

What would you do?

Dr. Boogie Nov 14th, 2008 11:47 AM

Come on, man.

It's B because nothing happened. She came onto you, you turned her down, that's it. If she's not a totally shameless slut, she'll be grateful that you didn't give in to her drunken flirting, and she'll appreciate your discretion.

MattJack Nov 14th, 2008 11:54 AM

I agree with you.

I suppose there is just a little piece of me that wants to tell my friend to look out. I dunno. I'd want my friends looking out for me in that way, even if it was shitty news, ya know :\

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2008 12:02 PM

I'd say B - Unless it happens, like, every time you see her. In which case A.

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:33 PM

NEITHER

You tell key mutual friends that can keep their fucking mouths shut. That way your buddy's relationship isn't damaged but your ass is covered. You only tell him if you see her pulling that shit with other guys, or, as stated, she tries another go at you

MattJack Nov 14th, 2008 12:35 PM

I told my friends who took me to the bar. I mean they had asked me as soon as I got in the car what was going on. It was blatantly obvious what she was doing.

SO AM I COVERED NOW?

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 12:47 PM

hell yaeh, slongs thars witnesses

And as long as they're his friends too

MattJack Nov 14th, 2008 12:54 PM

they are.

CRISIS AVERTED

THNX INTERNET FRIENDS

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 02:21 PM

WHAT WAS X, Y, AND Z?

MattJack Nov 14th, 2008 02:35 PM

take me out to supper, meet my mother, and bake me a delicious cake :(

Dixie Nov 14th, 2008 03:08 PM

Tell your friend man.
Then fuck her.

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 03:48 PM

Oh, whatever. Girls always expect guys to suck it up and own up to this kind of shit, but as soon as one of their friends get engaged to (unbeknownst to her) what amounts to a greasy manwhore not one of them will say a thing

To her face, that is, they'll keep talking about how bad her life is gonna suck as soon as her back is turned

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 03:49 PM

No, wait, I didn't pay attention the second sentence. Decent plan, actually

Zomboid Nov 14th, 2008 03:53 PM

MAN, YOUS A FAG. IF I WAS U, ID BE ALL UP IN DAT SHITE. I BE POUNDIN HER VADGE LIKE IT AINT NO THANG. SHE BE SAYIN OH OH OH OH OH AND I BE SAYIN HO HO HO HO HO CUZ ITS XMAS 'N SANTA ALWAYS GETS DA BITCHES NAW MEEN

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 15th, 2008 04:44 PM

I had a similiar situation with a friend. Girl A told me Fiance 1 was cheating on my best friend. I ended up telling best friend about Fiance 1. Turns out Girl A is a drama queen and intentionally gave me bad info. I don't hit girls but I've had thoughts about Glocking her Spiel.

I probably wouldn't mention it to your friend. If you do though, downplay it. Hope you had a good birthday besides that.

Cheers to Scorpios brah.

MetalMilitia Nov 15th, 2008 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 594392)
I don't hit girls but I've had thoughts about Glocking her Spiel.

AKA going Patrick Moore on her ass.

Zhukov Nov 16th, 2008 05:34 AM

Have you thought about talking to her about it? At least then you could get her to reassure you that it was just her making a drunken fool out of herself.

Zomboid Nov 16th, 2008 05:34 PM

OR YOU COULD FUCK HER

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2008 02:33 PM

BENDER OVER GUD IN THE MENS ROOM

MattJack Nov 17th, 2008 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 594392)
Cheers to Scorpios brah.

Damn str8. I dun even know what Scorpios are about :(

I just imagine my sign looking like Scorpion from MK.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov
Have you thought about talking to her about it? At least then you could get her to reassure you that it was just her making a drunken fool out of herself.

Man, she would act like she has no idea what I'm talking about. That's how women work. She'd save as much face as possible. At least I'd hope so.

If she started confessing her love for me, well, then I'd have a straight tragedy on my hands.

I'm going US Military on her. Don't ask. Don't tell.

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2008 05:21 PM

Attaboy

Dimnos Nov 25th, 2008 02:11 PM

I didnt read much other than Mattjacks OP because I really dont care but... If it was just the one time then yea B. However if she has ever even hinted at it any other time then its not just the drinks and you do owe it to your buddy to tell him his girl is a hoe. This is all under the assumption that he is your better friend and she is just the chick he is getting hitched to. If its the other way around and she is your better friend and he is just the dude she is getting hitched to then you dont owe him shit and you should hit that before it gets tied down.

Grislygus Nov 25th, 2008 02:42 PM

That really hits me where I live, bra, fuckin beautiful an shit

glowbelly Nov 25th, 2008 03:25 PM

you live in a bra?!!?!!

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 03:51 PM

Stay the fuck out of it MJ. He will always choose pussy over you. That's how it goes. Either way you are gonna lose cause the bitch got him hooked. Might as well leave him to his misery and find a new friend.


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