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Evil Robot II Nov 8th, 2011 11:53 PM

lets all LOL at american employment situation
 
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/res/2692837549.html

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2011 12:14 AM

hes only been looking for work for 5 months and he lives in ireland?

Evil Robot II Nov 9th, 2011 12:57 AM

No stupid, thats me and I have always been looking for the next job since what I do is mostly project based. I have worked on projects that never ended but that wasnt supposed to happen. I wouldnt actually do it, but if I did I would have to go to Ireland since the US state department has a rule against creating stateless people.

Evil Robot II Nov 9th, 2011 12:59 AM

I did this because somewhere there are employers who will see that and think "hey thats not a bad idea!" and they will reply and I will send them hate mail unitl they have to change thier email address.

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2011 01:06 AM

i dont get it

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2011 01:13 AM

maybe you cant get a job cause you're too fucking lazy

i mean you were so lazy you couldn't even use password recovery to get the password for the first evil robot account

Evil Robot II Nov 9th, 2011 01:32 AM

That doesnt make sense since recovery is easier than making a new account. You dont get it because you... well I don't know why you dont get it.

Evil Robot II Nov 9th, 2011 01:36 AM

Or maybee you dont get it becuase you live in a socialist country where jobs are assigned to you at birth.

Evil Robot II Nov 9th, 2011 01:40 AM

here ya go

tal vez usted no puede conseguir una de las causas trabajo que está jodidamente vago

Me refiero a que eran tan vagos que ni siquiera podría utilizar la recuperación de contraseñas para obtener la contraseña de la cuenta de robot mal primero

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2011 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot II (Post 749171)
That doesnt make sense since recovery is easier than making a new account. You dont get it because you... well I don't know why you dont get it.

you're too lazy to use logic while making decisions, though.

Zhukov Nov 9th, 2011 08:41 AM

Good on you for doing this. Seriously.

kahljorn Nov 9th, 2011 12:20 PM

hey, the communist agrees with you.

Pentegarn Nov 9th, 2011 07:09 PM

Ah Kahljorn, if only I could reward you in some sort of pickle related manner for all that you do

Evil Robot II Nov 9th, 2011 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 749179)
you're too lazy to use logic while making decisions, though.

FUCK LOGIC

Evil Robot II Nov 9th, 2011 08:24 PM

thanks for ruining the thread by the way I really thought that some other person would have done that but it was you instead.

AChimp Nov 11th, 2011 11:03 AM

Why would employers in another country want to hire you and deal with all this hassle when they probably have electricians of their own already?

Zhukov Nov 11th, 2011 07:07 PM

Because it's cheaper.

AChimp Nov 11th, 2011 07:47 PM

:lol

They'd hire a Mexican instead if they're looking for cheap.

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2011 09:20 PM

i think thats basically the idea he was turning himself into a mexican

thats why he kept posting in spanish for a while

Zhukov Nov 12th, 2011 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 749420)
:lol

They'd hire a Mexican instead if they're looking for cheap.

If they were looking for experienced and cheap.

Evil Robot II Nov 14th, 2011 06:05 PM

Thats exactly it, I'm pointing out how some companies hire immigrants since they never make a big deal about all the things they are supposed to get, by law. It has become such common place that a resume like this seems real.

And I have to say some of the people here REALLY need to work on their reading comprehension skills.

kahljorn Nov 15th, 2011 12:40 AM

or maybe some people need to work on their writing comprehensibly skills

Evil Robot II Nov 15th, 2011 10:03 PM

OMG

k0k0 Nov 16th, 2011 02:15 AM

I can't really tell what any of you are saying. I paid a mexican to explain the gist of this thread and what he explained is incomprehensible.

Pentegarn Nov 16th, 2011 09:05 AM

In that case your Mexican did his job both correctly and proficiently


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