I wanna cut off my balls.
God dman mother fucking peak sexual frustration bullshit and i have no way of satisfying it or even annuling it without fucking wet dreams.
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Please explain in detail.
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I'm gonna assume your frustration would quickly be replaced by regret / depression if you followed through.
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"Hey don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love" - Woody Allen
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You couldn't find an animated gif of that?
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Only one with a bunch of on-screen graphics. I don't want shyguy to get distracted.
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Masturbation is god damn futile guys. I'm just being weighed down here. I'm angry because it seems like I'm ALWAYS masturbating and getting fucking no where. Even getting thoughts WHEN I shouldn't be getting them. >:
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I plan on cutting my balls off as soon as my kid pops out. Does anyone know if a guy gets fixed you can still shoot cum?
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Honestly, are you really getting upset because you're getting wood at inappropriate times? Just wear some baggy pants and turn away from anyone who might notice the bulging in your pants. I'd say think about baseball, but being bored is usually what gets my mind wandering in the direction in the first place. Quote:
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Can someone end this guys lame posts please.
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Pickin' up the pieces of my sweet shattered dream
I wonder how the old folks are tonight Her name was Ann and I'll be damned if I recall her face She left me not knowin' what to do |
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No, it's not about getting a woody just because the bus is vibrating. I just feel that a lot of my emotions and judgement is being affected by it and I get tired as shit just trying to decipher them all and where they're coming from. Hell, I have trouble in general just picking out what I'm feeling other than severe depression. Plus I hate changing under pants just because of a fucking elephant. |
you're funny
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Does this sentence make you hard? :orgasm
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Go to a shrink already.
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Or go jump in a pool preferably non heated
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