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Kitsa Aug 6th, 2012 01:42 PM

I don't have a stockpile of antibiotics here. I went because cat mouths are dirty and it was a deep puncture wound (imagine if you dug into the meat of your palm with a staple remover, that's what it was, approximately). I couldn't get it to bleed clean. And it was the hospital instead of the doctor because it was Friday night and no one was open.

And it was antibiotics because I'm an immunocompromised former cancer patient.

Colonel Flagg Aug 6th, 2012 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 760890)
You know that you have Seth duties, yeah?

Please forgive me; I don't know WHAT I could have been thinking. :tear

Colonel Flagg Aug 6th, 2012 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 760892)
My doctor basically made a big joke of it. He turned on the tap in the exam room and said, "Scared of this?"

Did you say "TURN THAT OFF BEFORE I GO ALL RAMBO ON YOUR ASS!!!!" That would have been funny.

Dimnos Aug 6th, 2012 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 760894)

And it was antibiotics because I'm an immunocompromised former cancer patient.


Tadao Aug 6th, 2012 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 760886)
I ended up going to the ER, thinking they would throw me in minor care and give me some Augmentin. Instead, they made a big deal because of their supposed "Animal Bite Protocol", threw me in Major Care, told me they thought a tooth had broken off in the wound, took X-rays, did not find a tooth, put me on IV antibiotics and told me that they would be putting me under rabies quarantine.

Know why?

Because you were already augUmentive?

Kitsa Aug 6th, 2012 03:59 PM

Was I?

Tadao Aug 6th, 2012 04:41 PM

I suppose it's auguable.

Chojin Aug 6th, 2012 05:47 PM

Tadao Aug 6th, 2012 06:25 PM

Kitsa Aug 6th, 2012 09:19 PM

Fortunate drug protocol for comedy eh wot

Tadao Aug 8th, 2012 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 760823)
I was gonna ask you, is there heavy police coverage in La Bufa? I thought that town was supposed to be pretty chill. Or is it that there are normal amounts of cops but heavily armed like all the cops in Mexico.


Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 760829)
la bufa has just like 3 cops tops


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 760831)
Hey Darkvare,

I have some badges, do you want them?

This was a well thought out set up and DonVare has missed the layup. :(

Dimnos Aug 8th, 2012 11:59 AM

To young? :(

Kitsa Aug 8th, 2012 09:44 PM

Probably too young, and foreign language puns, references and jokes are always the hardest to learn.

kahljorn Aug 8th, 2012 11:53 PM

i didnt get it either :\

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 9th, 2012 01:06 AM

kahljorn Aug 9th, 2012 02:16 AM


man i havent seen blazing saddles since i was like 8 years old

Aaarg Aug 9th, 2012 07:52 AM

last week

Kitsa Aug 9th, 2012 10:34 AM

I love Madeline Kahn so much :tear

Tadao Aug 9th, 2012 11:14 AM

Hahahaah 10k those are the exact 3 examples in the exact order that I used to explain it to my wife last week.

Colonel Flagg Aug 9th, 2012 12:15 PM

I miss Cleavon Little. :(

Tadao Aug 9th, 2012 12:26 PM

****** lover

Fathom Zero Aug 9th, 2012 11:09 PM

I didn't know they did the Killer Klowns from Outer Space theme.

one of da best themes ever

Tadao Aug 9th, 2012 11:49 PM

They're a pretty underrated band.

Aaarg Aug 11th, 2012 08:03 PM

i love meeting people who aren't from around here. mostly because they recognize that i'm not from around here.

most of the rewarding conversations i've had with strangers in the past year start with them saying "you're not from here." sweet.

this evening a former new-yorker said "this place is a nightmare." so nice to hear that from someone else who knows.

ThrashO Aug 12th, 2012 11:02 AM

whenever my cat bit me when I was a kid my mom said it itched so bad because cats paws are so dirty.

also whenever my mom used to slap me or hit me it would itch afterwards so i thought she was dirty too :(

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