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Tadao Aug 17th, 2012 10:44 PM

Do you have a pic of your exes boobs?

k0k0 Aug 17th, 2012 10:54 PM

The thing that I hate was that I broke up with a hot girl to be with her. She just seemed a lot more stable.



This is that girl. We did it in her parent's driveway at night, in a lake surrounded by people, in a public park, in the back of a pretty dead bar, and a ton of other places. The girl was a freak.

Tadao Aug 17th, 2012 10:55 PM

Yeah, I wouldn't worry if she was talking to other guys either.

kahljorn Aug 17th, 2012 11:13 PM

yea you fucked up. you should've punched her in the face more

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2012 11:17 PM

Is that the style there? Giant ship medallions?

k0k0 Aug 17th, 2012 11:27 PM

Yeah, she stole that medallion from over my toilet. I got it back though, so don't worry. I can get small piss splashes on it once again.

Zhukov Aug 18th, 2012 12:35 PM

Elx is 20?

Sorry to hear the bad news, Koko. Or is it not actually sad news? Am I sorry to hear this or not? I never saw you as a marriage type of guy though.

k0k0 Aug 18th, 2012 01:00 PM

It's not sad news at all. It's sad that I didn't get my ex wife, but there are other future ex wives out there. What's sad is having to leave her brother's house and head back to mother's. Mother is big on Jesus, and likes to push religion on everyone around her.

Tadao Aug 18th, 2012 02:35 PM

I'd like to push my god on your moms titties.

k0k0 Aug 18th, 2012 02:41 PM

I didn't know you had such love for the elderly, Tadao. I'll introduce you to mother if you like. I think you'd make a good pop pop.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 18th, 2012 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 761074)
The thing that I hate was that I broke up with a hot girl to be with her. She just seemed a lot more stable.



This is that girl. We did it in her parent's driveway at night, in a lake surrounded by people, in a public park, in the back of a pretty dead bar, and a ton of other places. The girl was a freak.

What year was this taken in? I haven't seen that color yellow in a long time.

k0k0 Aug 18th, 2012 06:45 PM

It was taken 3 months ago, but I have the first version of the iphone. It doesn't have any kind of auto anything. It's a slow piece of shit, but it was free.

Tadao Aug 18th, 2012 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 761111)
I didn't know you had such love for the elderly, Tadao. I'll introduce you to mother if you like. I think you'd make a good pop pop.

I don't wanna marry her geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Sam Aug 19th, 2012 12:26 AM

SUP FAGS?

Tadao Aug 19th, 2012 01:06 AM

Sup ******

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 19th, 2012 02:46 AM

I would have given her the bat signal

kahljorn Aug 19th, 2012 03:40 AM

how come her vagina is slanted

Tadao Aug 19th, 2012 02:35 PM

So I downloaded the Lost Boys Rifftrax and totally forgot that I lived in Santa Cruz for a few years. :eek

Fathom Zero Aug 19th, 2012 02:58 PM

STAB SANTA CRUZ

Tadao Aug 19th, 2012 03:17 PM

So many drug adventures :eek

Tadao Aug 19th, 2012 03:18 PM

If you want stabbings and sharp edged mutilation. You want Eureka.

Tadao Aug 19th, 2012 03:22 PM

Ok, revisited Stab SC. Turns out the do the whole county. that includes Watsonville. It's a giant Tijuana there.

k0k0 Aug 19th, 2012 03:46 PM

I just made some beef ribs and ate one whole rib before I realized the shit was raw inside. That'll teach me to mindlessly eat while watching shows on the computer.

elx Aug 19th, 2012 08:57 PM

does being engaged really mean that much nowadays? it seems so casual and super easy to call on and off

Esuohlim Aug 19th, 2012 10:16 PM

Does being married mean that much either, haha. RELIGION AND TRADITION, rolleyes


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