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kahljorn Aug 23rd, 2012 03:26 AM

my balls

i dont run trains on bitches i run fourseater bicycles

Otto Aug 23rd, 2012 08:55 AM

good on ya

Nothing dries up a lady's love canyon faster than unclean fuels

After spending a week with some relatives from Germany, I'm convinced that there is no way to make German not sound menacing.

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2012 11:34 AM

A bomb would work.

Otto Aug 23rd, 2012 11:47 AM

It would be appropriate given everything they said would sound at home being screamed into a shortwave radio while soldiers hurl bundles of teletype pages into a burning barrel.

Zhukov Aug 23rd, 2012 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by Sam (Post 761192)
What's the fucking Goodies?

Also; Daphne.

Kitsa Aug 23rd, 2012 05:03 PM

Go team ginger

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2012 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 760991)
why isn't this thread extremely racist yet

So Fartin messaged me just now. I think he is drunk. He is reading old threads on here and giggling when people say his name. It is nice to know people share my hobby.

P.S. Everyone that asked for ELX boob pics should send me pics of their dick.

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2012 09:34 PM

you already gt pics of my dick

now you can send me a thank you

Otto Aug 24th, 2012 10:33 PM

macro lens

Esuohlim Aug 25th, 2012 03:44 PM

It's a shitty week to be named Armstrong

Tadao Aug 26th, 2012 12:43 PM

Tadao Aug 26th, 2012 02:34 PM

This skit made me laugh. It reminded me of when Mock and Co. used to mock people.


Aaarg Aug 27th, 2012 09:23 AM

for the past month, nearly, a church i pass every day has had this on their sign:


Tadao Aug 27th, 2012 10:41 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2012 12:29 PM


Rongi Aug 29th, 2012 03:51 AM

y'all are some fags

Aaarg Aug 29th, 2012 09:13 AM

muffins are good
i wish this town had a decent place to buy baked goods

Fathom Zero Aug 29th, 2012 02:26 PM

I had a grilled english muffin with avocado and hummus for breakfast.

Lethal breath.

Fathom Zero Aug 29th, 2012 02:30 PM


Shrubfest Aug 30th, 2012 09:01 AM

I just watched 'The people under the stairs' and the mutant who shows them the gold reminded me of you, Fathom.

I will not be surprised if I'm not the first to say this.

Tadao Aug 30th, 2012 10:42 AM


Otto Aug 30th, 2012 11:21 AM

The image of that mush-mouthed hillbilly loping around in a gimpsuit and waving around a shotgun is probably the most terrifying thing I've ever seen (and I've dropped acid at a podunk county fair in the deep south).

Fathom Zero Aug 30th, 2012 11:40 AM

Some guy said I looked like Duane Allman, but that's much more accurate.

I don't have the excuse of being imprisoned for many years in a cellar to explain my skin and bone structure.


LordSappington Aug 30th, 2012 11:53 AM

Everyone tells me I just look like a fag :(

Otto Aug 30th, 2012 03:01 PM

I get that or retarded/autistic/insane. It's really hard to tell when people are really listening or just feigning interest because they think I have the Downs.

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