What burns more?
 

Coca Cola through the nose which was induced by laughing. Or a Mouthfull of professor phardtknockers Colon Cleaner hao Sauce. I have experienced both and I Figure that the cola is worse for the plain fact that things dont go through the nose.

I would assume the sauce, since it would linger in yer mouth longer than cola would in your nose. Those super-hot sauces should almost be illegal.

ohh, you're 'ard!

:rolleyes

If you haven't tried home made kimchi, I suggest it. I think "kimchi" is Vietnamese for "melting your asshole". Hot hot hot.

i thought some of them were illegal

the hot sauces werent illegal but the store couldnt be held legally responsible for anyone who was harmed because of them but how cool would that be? death by hotsauce

you know what should be illegal

bumping a bunch of almost a year old posts >:

It burns when I pee.