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MockBot Feb 11th, 2009 02:38 PM

Early Drafts Of Famous Love Poems
 
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Julio Feb 11th, 2009 03:47 PM

Max, this is pure gold. This pretty much look like when I try to say something to a hot girl and always end up screwing up.

I want you to go out with me to have a nice time
But you said you would go to the "church"
With that goddamned bastard friend of mine...

... Shite

Time to go looking for my sawed-off shotgun.

Kat Feb 11th, 2009 07:04 PM

Where did you find such historic gold?

To find these rare first drafts is a priceless thing indeed.

Protoclown Feb 11th, 2009 08:00 PM

The Shakespeare, E.E. Cummings and Milton were my favorites. :O

El Sammo Feb 11th, 2009 09:34 PM

Ha! Roses are scarlet was me favorite.
Goddamnit.

Tetsu Deinonychus Feb 11th, 2009 11:31 PM

This article is educational too.

I never even knew about Lord Byron and his sister, but after reading this, I read all about him and Augusta Leigh (Well OK, I skimmed to the parts about incest, and it was Wikipedia so who knows?).

Thanks for making me laugh and learn, Max!

HeroliciousDeBlanc Feb 11th, 2009 11:55 PM

You made me realize I have poetry homework due Friday. Otherwise I would ahve forgotten, and been in trouble. thank you kind sir.

Purple Man Feb 12th, 2009 03:13 AM

Best thing I've read in ages. The last one makes it for me.

0dd1 Feb 12th, 2009 09:12 AM

I think that that anonymous "roses" guy had a nervous breakdown by the end.


...PUPPIES!!

wetstereorebel Feb 13th, 2009 02:09 PM

I can see myself reciting a few of these to the missus on Valentines Day. Then appearing in Divorce Court early on President's Day.


Damn.

blipoids Feb 15th, 2009 04:20 AM

Long since I've read something that entrenches so vigurously, and well past the half-baked 'persona' - such a corny sense of joy in ..and ridicule. Cheers!

Rufus the Perturbed Feb 17th, 2009 11:43 PM

Holy shit. Max, I'm not sure if you're insane or a genius (likely both).

bertleman Feb 24th, 2010 05:05 PM

I'm happy to see you are still hard at work in the comedy factory. We missed you!

Colonel Flagg Feb 24th, 2010 11:22 PM

It's good to read you again. Either the new meds are working, or you finally took my advice and added the lighter fluid to the Dristan (not the other way around).

Pentegarn Feb 25th, 2010 10:08 AM

Or this thread from a year ago got bumped an you thought it was a new article :P

Colonel Flagg Feb 26th, 2010 12:06 AM

Shit. You're right! :eek

I looked at the month and day, not the year. Silly me. :dunce

Max is still AWOL since ComiCon?


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