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bigtimecow Oct 16th, 2009 03:47 PM

COLLEGE :tear

Zhukov Oct 16th, 2009 06:38 PM

Order of War, which is just like Company of Heroes but on a slightly grander scale. It's pretty good, and fills my WW2 lust quite well, but the Germans all have strong and highly annoying American accents.

darkvare Oct 16th, 2009 10:30 PM

i was playing battletoads in the snes and then i got to the rat with the circular saw :(

stevetothepast Oct 19th, 2009 08:41 PM

I'm playing SMB3 tonight, no whistles.

Guitar Woman Oct 20th, 2009 02:18 AM

Tonight I found out that a shit ton of people still play Halo PC, I just had an option selected that didn't show about 90% of the servers.

I think the best moment was either stopping a flag-runner in a warthog, post-mortem, who died from a sticky in his passenger seat a few seconds after he ran me down, or blowing up a jeepful of dudes gunning for me with the rocket launcher and making the car do a medal-worthy flip over my head.

Shit is so cash.

Tadao Oct 20th, 2009 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 654096)
Shit is so cash.

Don't say things like this.

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2009 01:31 PM

There's this bearded asshole that I know that says it.

He's very white. And fat.

Guitar Woman Oct 20th, 2009 02:35 PM

IT'S MEANT TO BE IRONIC

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2009 04:15 PM

SO HE MEANS, AS WELL.

That makes it even worse.

Tadao Oct 20th, 2009 04:20 PM

I think GW meant Idiotic.

Guitar Woman Oct 22nd, 2009 04:10 AM

I tried to play some Mario Strikers Charged tonight, but my internet is derped and I forgot that the AI for single player has the ability to turn on god mode whenever the fuck it feels like it.

Which is all the time. It's like having Durandal on your friends list!

Phoenix Gamma Oct 22nd, 2009 05:22 PM

Beat the first three modes of Half Minute Hero. Hero mode is really, really, really fun. I can usually crank out two full quests in a short bus ride, but since they're just condensed games, I still feel pretty accomplished when I beat each boss. Plus, the story is hilariously epic, and some of the quests are really clever.

Evil Lord and Princess modes were a bit depressing, though their stories were a little funnier. I'm working on Knight mode now, which is a bit strange, since it's the only game where you're actually trying to make the timer reach zero.

Guitar Woman Oct 22nd, 2009 09:37 PM

http://cgi.4chan.org/f/src/dead%20drunk.swf

executioneer Oct 23rd, 2009 06:25 PM

link doesn't work

Guitar Woman Oct 23rd, 2009 08:53 PM

:/

http://www.gamemew.com/full-screen/Dead_Drunk_5510.html

Ozzman313 Oct 25th, 2009 03:13 PM

Fallout 3: Broken Steel...been playing the game for 2 1/s months now, nothing else.

stevetothepast Oct 25th, 2009 04:31 PM

that must get boring

Ozzman313 Oct 25th, 2009 05:39 PM

Barely boring

LordSappington Oct 25th, 2009 06:58 PM

I want to get Point Lookout badly.
I just heard about IWBTG. I love it.

Fathom Zero Oct 25th, 2009 07:39 PM

Point Lookout is fun, but a little barren.

The Red Veil quest was possibly one of the most fun I've played in a while, actually. It might be my favorite quest in Fallout 3.

LordSappington Oct 25th, 2009 07:41 PM

I've heard the mutants (or whatever they are) are ridiculously hard, to the point that three of my friends have given up on the game entirely.

Fathom Zero Oct 25th, 2009 07:53 PM

Nothing about Fallout 3 is too hard. Your friends are pussies.

Do the Plik's Safari quest first and get the Dismemberer. You should have a level 100 Melee Weapons skill by the point you get Point Lookout, so it shouldn't be a problem.

Also, I dunno whether to build a gaming rig or get an Xbox 360. Choices, choices.

LordSappington Oct 25th, 2009 07:57 PM

I prefer consoles, simply because it's to quickest and easiest way to just grab games and start playing online; no muss, no fuss. I will say that computers definitely have a LOT of awesome options, though.

Ozzman313 Oct 25th, 2009 08:04 PM

I feel the same way here, altough I'd love to have Mods for Fallout

Guitar Woman Oct 25th, 2009 11:28 PM

Day of Defeat Source: Counterstrike with WWII skins

Halo 3: ODST: Didn't play the campaign past the first flashback because fuck trying to thumbstick aim on Heroic level AI :< Multiplayer was pretty fun, even though there were a grand total of like 4 different weapons on every map out of what, 15 in the campaign? I didn't really think it was as good as Halo 2, although I was noticeably less completely horrible at it.

Also, note to Halo 3 players: Make sure you veto every fucking game mode that isn't CTF or Team Slayer so there is absolutely no variety ever all right

OxBlood Oct 26th, 2009 04:14 AM

Bought the english Goty-Edition of Fallout 3, finally no more german voices and all the DLC.

AND Borderlands. Hell that game is SO goddamned good. Diablo with guns done right. Those guys sat down, though of how to do a FPS-Hack&Slay with randomized Items, NG+ and usefull skilltrees to near perfection and then DID it. Finally.

harrystyris Oct 26th, 2009 06:06 AM

1.Cricket 2007
2.Need for speed carbon
3.Fifa 2009
4.Counter strike
5.Street fighter
6.Midtown Madness

These are some games which i am playing right now.

Chojin Oct 26th, 2009 09:41 AM

that's an awfully suspicious signature you have there, harry

Zhukov Oct 26th, 2009 09:47 AM

Cricket 2007? You would have to be a bot to enjoy that.

Phoenix Gamma Oct 28th, 2009 07:11 PM

Just beat Castlevania III. Aside from the shitty controls on the stairs, it's pretty fun. And it's got a kickass soundtrack of course.

Babs Oct 29th, 2009 01:18 AM

So... how the hell did you beat Dracula?

Guitar Woman Oct 29th, 2009 02:02 AM

He used savestates, like a gay

Phoenix Gamma Oct 29th, 2009 01:39 PM

No, played it on Virtual Console. Each form only has one move, so if you learn how to dodge that, it's pretty easy. The last form is tricky if only cause of the pits in the middle. Made me wish I kept Grant for his abilitiy to change direction in midair.

Dimnos Oct 29th, 2009 02:06 PM

Its super easy with the priest bitch. You just use her bouncing ball ability and then focus on dodging around.

Phoenix Gamma Oct 29th, 2009 02:08 PM

I only had her fire spell :(

Dimnos Oct 29th, 2009 02:44 PM

Your probably better off. If I remember correctly once you get it the game becomes almost boring from being so easy. :(

Currently Im flip flopping between Uncharted 2 and Borderlands. Both games kick a ton of ass and I recommend them to anyone.

Phoenix Gamma Oct 30th, 2009 02:26 AM

Got Doc's Punch Out on Wii. Also, import of Sin and Punishment 2. I have no idea what's going on (again) but the game's pretty cool, and a lot easier now that the controls are actually designed for the Wii.

Fathom Zero Oct 30th, 2009 02:30 AM

I'm trying to play TF2. But it's stupid.

Zhukov Oct 30th, 2009 03:15 AM

I'm thinking of getting DJ Hero for the Wii (xbox broken), has anyone played it on any of the systems?

Currently playing Blood Bowl.

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2009 07:42 AM

I can't play TF2 anymore without getting a migrane.

I should be hating Valve for ruining the game, but really, I'm thankful that I was able to beat out my horrible virtual opiate addiction.

Dimnos Oct 30th, 2009 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 655917)
Currently playing Blood Bowl.

What do you have Blood Bowl on? PC?

Zhukov Nov 1st, 2009 05:41 AM

Yeah, PC. What's your buddy code?

Guitar Woman Nov 1st, 2009 06:59 PM

Call of Duty 4.

It's all right. British Spec-Op levels are cool, US Marine levels are boring.

I'm not playing online because fuck that.

Phoenix Gamma Nov 1st, 2009 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 655917)
I'm thinking of getting DJ Hero for the Wii (xbox broken), has anyone played it on any of the systems?

I played a little of it for PS3 at my friend's place.

It's...weird. It's a lot more confusing than the other rhythm games out there. You definitely need to "grow into" the weird controller. But DJing is something I've always wanted to try, so it was kinda neat.

I downloaded the mash-ups from the game. Some are kinda meh, but some are really awesome. Playing to the beat of "Ice Ice Baby" mixed with "You Can't Touch This" was weird. Daft Punk actually made a few of the mash-ups too, though I think all the tracks they made are of other artists' songs.

stevetothepast Nov 2nd, 2009 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 656286)
Call of Duty 4.

It's all right. British Spec-Op levels are cool, US Marine levels are boring.

I'm not playing online because fuck that.

Online cod4 is boring, all the multiplayer levels look the same. The single player campaign is fun as hell though, except in veteran. It just seems like in veteran, your the only soldier that the fucking ragheads are trying to kill.

Nick Nov 3rd, 2009 01:47 AM

Carnival Games sure are fun yep

Zhukov Nov 3rd, 2009 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 656289)
I played a little of it for PS3 at my friend's place.

It's...weird. It's a lot more confusing than the other rhythm games out there. You definitely need to "grow into" the weird controller. But DJing is something I've always wanted to try, so it was kinda neat.

I downloaded the mash-ups from the game. Some are kinda meh, but some are really awesome. Playing to the beat of "Ice Ice Baby" mixed with "You Can't Touch This" was weird. Daft Punk actually made a few of the mash-ups too, though I think all the tracks they made are of other artists' songs.

I've been playing it on the Wii for a few hours and I think it's pretty good. I've got two (dusty) turntables that I scratch on for fun rather than any talent, but I can still say with some authority that the game is in no way related to actual turntablism. I'm not complaining though. The music is of a very high quality, I thought, even though I dislike a lot of the artists, and it seems that there is a lot to master in the game before I will get bored (I'll stop playing it in a week, probably). I've never played guitar Hero, so it might be easier if you have matered that.

The place I got it from gave away a free Daft Punk album with every copy, so I was reasonably pleased with that.

Dimnos Nov 3rd, 2009 11:41 AM

Someone buy Dragon Age, preferably on PC, and let me know how it is. I need to know if I should buy this or just be happy playing Borderlands for now.

Sam Nov 3rd, 2009 05:24 PM

I GOT IT ON 360 BUT I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT YET :tear

Dimnos Nov 3rd, 2009 08:34 PM

Well quit talking to me and go play it already. :rolleyes

Phoenix Gamma Nov 3rd, 2009 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 656624)
the game is in no way related to actual turntablism. I'm not complaining though.

Well, on an actual turntable, the records don't have buttons on them :rolleyes

I just like making scratching gestures. Wikky wikky!

Fathom Zero Nov 3rd, 2009 09:19 PM

DJ HERO HAS FADER CRABS LOL :turntablism

Guitar Woman Nov 4th, 2009 12:04 AM

COD4's Chernobyl stealth level is a fucking masterpiece :(

Dimnos Nov 4th, 2009 12:18 AM

It only gets better from there. :lol

Guitar Woman Nov 4th, 2009 12:23 AM

I like that all the marines got killed and I don't have to play as them anymore.

Spoilers.

Guitar Woman Nov 4th, 2009 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 656782)
It only gets better from there. :lol

You went and got my hopes up. Then BAM, escort level.

Fathom Zero Nov 4th, 2009 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 656779)
COD4's Chernobyl stealth level is a fucking masterpiece :(

Is Pripyat.

OxBlood Nov 4th, 2009 03:10 AM

Still enjoying an all-english-language playthrough of Fallout 3...man the Addons can make a low level dude pretty overpowered pretty fast but who am I to complain about power?

Fathom Zero Nov 4th, 2009 03:16 AM

I did the Operation: Anchorage stuff first, before anything else in the game, and I just went around slaughtering everybody with Jingwei's Shock Sword when I got out. I killed every Outcast and many many others.

Zhukov Nov 4th, 2009 04:02 AM

The fucking crossfader on the DJ Hero controller is fucking pissing me off now. You can't flow from left to right easily because there is a "middle" part that the fader slots into. You have to go left - middle - right, rather than just left - right.

Still, just playing some awesome BEATSIE BOYS mixes and am impressed enough to ignore it.

Fathom Zero Nov 4th, 2009 04:53 AM

That's dumb. Just dumb.

OxBlood Nov 4th, 2009 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 656801)
I did the Operation: Anchorage stuff first, before anything else in the game, and I just went around slaughtering everybody with Jingwei's Shock Sword when I got out. I killed every Outcast and many many others.

Which would suck if it was your first character I think...I already played through the game twice...without doing all the quests, so I donīt really care if I get too strong too soon anymore, no reason to play fair :D

Dimnos Nov 4th, 2009 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 656786)
You went and got my hopes up. Then BAM, escort level.

I was talking about the Marines getting nuked and stuff later. :)

Dimnos Nov 5th, 2009 11:18 AM

Whats the verdict Sam? I must know.

stevetothepast Nov 5th, 2009 02:34 PM

I played some Arkedo Jump. it's pretty fun and addictive.

EDIT:

Also playing through BFME 2.

Sam Nov 5th, 2009 04:05 PM

DIMNOS, YOU HAVE MY BLESSING

Dimnos Nov 5th, 2009 04:13 PM

Thank you your excellency. :bow

Dr. Boogie Nov 5th, 2009 04:16 PM

Just finished Borderlands. Great game, but a really crappy ending.

Tadao Nov 5th, 2009 04:21 PM

I imagine it to be like L4D Fallout style.

LordSappington Nov 6th, 2009 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 656786)
You went and got my hopes up. Then BAM, escort level.

I hated that part of the level, because I lost count of how many times I got absolutely wasted by the damn Russkis.

rogerwillson Nov 7th, 2009 06:33 AM

I like to playing games
 
Right now I am playing assassin's creed - this game is beautiful, but really wish it had a subtitles option. somewhat hard to understand, and i generally play video games in a room with a lot of people, so you know what i mean. but yeah, controls are nice, gameplay is nice, direction is a little confusing, and yeah, i understand what everyone was saying about repetition

Chojin Nov 7th, 2009 08:22 AM

i like to playing games too

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 7th, 2009 09:02 AM

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 by myself :(

Guitar Woman Nov 7th, 2009 12:51 PM

I was playing Bioshock, but my Xbox had other plans. Namely, dying.

I don't know why I didn't think of just buying a bunch of film and spamming the camera the first time I played it. Gunfights are way less annoying and Half-Lifey when you do 3x damage to everything; otherwise you might as well walk up to enemies and start spitting on them. You also get free tonics, the best ones being the wrench boosters. I stacked those on top of the 50% damage increase you get for studying Bouncers and got stupid powerful to the point where I was taking out Spider Splicers in one or two hits.

Microshock Nov 7th, 2009 01:15 PM

Beat Modern Warfare 2. Its more of COD4 style gameplay and scenarios and its a great game

Fathom Zero Nov 7th, 2009 01:18 PM

The campaign in Call of Duty 4 was suitably epic, I could only imagine that Modern Warfare 2's is just as much.

Sam Nov 7th, 2009 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 657409)
Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 by myself :(

:tear

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 7th, 2009 02:44 PM

I'm stuck on Legendary in Africa for UA2. I keep getting to the one boss after Havok, (maybe Abomination?) either way he's like a green beast that wrecks me. I tried it with my roommate but he's horrible at anything except using Thor's godpunch. I need some help

:wink

Zomboid Nov 7th, 2009 02:51 PM

I hate playing games like that with other people. I'm greedy and like to take all of the coins and things.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 7th, 2009 02:57 PM

I know what you mean. Everyone shares everything in MUA2 but I can't even tell you the amount of time I've spent playing Gauntlet with my friend and have heard "Valkyrie needs food badly" followed by "Food Mine!" :(

Dimnos Nov 7th, 2009 08:50 PM

I would love to help you guys but I'm stuck on PSN. Maybe I will win that fancy xbox from distructoid. :\

Fathom Zero Nov 7th, 2009 08:59 PM

I started playing Borderlands eight hours ago, haven't stopped, and am now at level 18.

LordSappington Nov 7th, 2009 09:12 PM

I've almost beaten GoW2 for the second time around. I love that game.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 8th, 2009 06:36 PM

It's A-Bomb that I'm stuck on. Also, new DLC for MUA2. Cable and Psylocke :)

kahljorn Nov 8th, 2009 07:03 PM

i think there's place you can buy new xbox 360's for less than 150 dollars now :O

Fathom Zero Nov 8th, 2009 07:24 PM

Less than a hundred. And less than that on eBay.

stevetothepast Nov 8th, 2009 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 657484)
I would love to help you guys but I'm stuck on PSN. Maybe I will win that fancy xbox from distructoid. :\


That XBOX is mine!

I entered the contest, then I rea;ized they most likely won't send that shit to canada :(

Dimnos Nov 9th, 2009 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 657581)
That XBOX is mine!

I entered the contest, then I rea;ized they most likely won't send that shit to canada :(


Nope. Sure wont. America only. So clearly it will be mine. :lol

Phoenix Gamma Nov 9th, 2009 05:34 PM

New Super Mario Bros. Wii got leaked.

Fucking awesome. Harder with more people, though. Not sure if that's good or bad.

darkvare Nov 9th, 2009 08:43 PM

i'm replaying warcraft 3 the game uses voodo to keep me coming back i still hate the orks campaigns though
also phoenix can you make some videos of the mario game?

MarioRPG Nov 9th, 2009 10:52 PM

I've been meaning to search for the mario game, I'm sure it's not all that hard to find, but since it would take 3 days to dl it I haven't yet. Or will I find the time to play it. :(

I've been playing some Super Metroid again.

OxBlood Nov 10th, 2009 08:51 AM

Got my Modern Warfare 2 today for nice 10 Bucks...sometimes, Gamestop has its uses. And it is still very hillarious, listening to those Rangers talking plain german with waaay to little effort in their voices...if that sentence made any sense.

"Aus der Hüfte schiessen trifft nicht nur nichts, es sieht auch noch scheisse aus!"...I thought it was funny...ah well.

Dimnos Nov 10th, 2009 09:58 AM

Google translate spits that out as

"Shoot from the hip not only not true, it does identify some shit out"

:lol

Zhukov Nov 10th, 2009 10:37 AM

I get a free Mario cap when I pick up my pre-ordered copy of the new Mario Wii game.

Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 11:49 AM

MW2 on PC uses Steam for some reason, during install Steam crashed and closed, now the game won't install for some reason. I REALLY FUCKING HATE STEAM.

Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 12:00 PM

HOLY SHIT! Steam blocked the game until the 12th. Yay!

stevetothepast Nov 10th, 2009 12:46 PM

pc gamers always get raped.

Dimnos Nov 10th, 2009 12:49 PM

Why would they do that shit?

Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 12:53 PM

I hope Doctor B reads this.

Microshock Nov 10th, 2009 03:04 PM

Another reason why Steam is useless. Retail copies can play right now while DIGITAL DISTRIBUTION which is supposed to get games to you faster, is delaying it 2 days


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