HAPPY BARFDAY MAX BURBANK!
 

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, SO EAT ALL THE GODDAMNED CELEBRATORY CAKE YOU WANT TODAY!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESECAKE JELLYBEAN BOOM

Congratulations on still being alive, Mister Burbank. :)

Happy birthday Maxim. Enjoy it until the end.

Happy Birthday Max. Now, about those sheep ....

Happy Birthday Max <3

Happy B-day to our favorite harbinger of the apocalypse

Jews don't get to go to heaven.
They have to stay behind and fight the demons.
I wish I could spend my birthday fighting demons..

They stay behind and run post-rapture pet care.

I hope you have a great day-after-birthday day.

Fuck you old man

...is what I would say if we were familiar enough with each other to sincerely wish you a "happy birthday".

I would like to echo the sentiments conveyed by Roger. Come around here more often; this board is decidedly un-curmudgeonly despite the number of old fucks who post here.

I resemble that remark.

Thanks gang. Being 49 is kind of nebulous, and the much hoped for end of days was a huge disappointment, but your well wishes make me want to kill things just a little bit less.

I wonder will we celebrate Max's b-day again on October 21st?