I like my women/men like...
 

I like my wine.

13 years old and in the basement.


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I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY MORNING DONUT

COVERED IN CUM

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....like I like my coffee. Creamy and weak.

i like my women like i like my computer games, acquired thru illegal means over the internet

I like my women like I like my laundry.

Dirty and spread out on the floor.

...like I like my Dom Pérignon. I'll take what I can get but I usually can't afford anything older than a '95 vintage.

.. like my guns; cocked.
Okay that was weak

is this the same thread as that other thread

like i like my fan. upside down because other wise it makes a weird noise when it's blowing

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like I like my whiskey....12 years old and mixed up with coke.

like I like my coffee....ground up and in the freezer

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and yes it is kind of like the other one, but better!

I can't follow yalls tho ;_;

like I like my MattJack, FUCK YOU MATTJACK MY THREAD IS BETTER ;_;

mine is just a different flavor ;_;

I like my women like I like my threads, useless yet satisfying.

i like my ladies like i like cheez-its, i can munch some out of the box all day

I like my women like I like my coffee

not at all :tea

You like your women like you like your trains, crazy :ozzy

like i like my bowling balls. my fingers can grab hold but slip out easily :eek

I like my men like I like my bed.

Warm and nice to lie on top of. :)

i like my men like i like my burgers.........

big, meaty and filling ;)

I like my women like I would like my fire...

No not hot, stupid. I would like them to be destroying this stupid office and killing all the big dumb jerks in it!

I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY D*CK...

I BEAT THE F*CK OUT OF IT UNTIL IT STARTS CUMMING AND THEN I GET ALL MAD AND THREATEN TO KILL IT. >:

Like I like my Wobzire Avatar.

I'm not really sure what it is...but it's exploding....and I love it.

an antique chair - old and covered in shellac.