Davin gave me a cock shot.

I refuse to confirm or deny these allegations.

what nobody has posted a picture of their penis yet omg this must be amended asaaap uh here's some greek 1-bit penis so the i-mockery police doesnt catch us!

Since it's got black and white, can I pretend it's a 2 bit penis and call it a two-bit penis?

1 bit because when the bit is 1 it's black and when it's 2 it's white :(

but my penis costs more that 25 cents :(

Tell me that fringe at the top of the picture is your hair.

yus

In case you couldn't tell, this is me being jealous and regretting a bad decision.

yeah by penis is probably longer than yours too

imock verification authority please send all shots to me and i'll announce the winners after work today thank you very much all entries must be in by noon cst

:bestthreadever

Is that actually your winkle, Helm?? Jesus man, where's your dignity?? :posh

do you still love me :(

yes of course.

bye bye 1-bit penis :(

all good things must come to an end. This:

was not the intended result.

It's not fair to glowbelly, someone finally posts their penis and it gets removed before she gets a chance to see it!

I'm feeling vicarious penis deprivation anxiety.

Well then I guess if glowbelly wants my cock so bad she's just going to have to ask, uh

PM me :<

never fear, fs! i saw it! i just didn't have time to comment cause i had to go to the baby doctor :D

helm, thank you. you have a glorious penis. i mean that.

terra: go get your tits fixed. then make sure to send pictures to all the internet boys that are willing to bat an eye in your direction. it's obvious that things work best for all involved when you are being solicited, not when you do the soliciting.

Now I'll have to find a way to top Helm and get back in control of this thread.

Let's see... Charcoal sketch or daguerro-type?

charcoal leaves fingerprints

If you roll your whoha on a stamp pad and then onto paper, you can make a pecker print that is unique to you only ... like a snowflake. :)

You know, I could post my wang and prove once-and-for-all its massive stature, but then this site might be investigated under child pornography charges.

So... no.

listen, disproportionate penis boy, nobody wants to really see your "giant" cock. the only reason why there is an argument over what the true size of it is, is because you are stupid, shallow and INSECURE enough to argue with the likes of these people when they say it isn't that large.

so hush up.

bragging about your cock size isn't going to get you in any girl's pants any quicker. and to tell you the god honest truth, from an experienced woman of 29 years of age: YOUR COCK IS TOO BIG (if it's as big as you say it is) AND WILL PROBABLY CAUSE MOST DECENT WOMEN TO BLEED WHEN YOU FUCK THEM.

now don't ever display your typing skills in this thread again.

It's not that I'm bragging about my dick. In fact, if you will remember, I'm the one who said that a dick of my size isn't that much over the norm. It's not a friggin' foot long or anything like that. I called it massive in my last post as an attempt to roll with the on-going joke.

I'm just in the mood to dispel myths, like how I dispelled the one about me being fat. 'Course, I would never post my penis just for that purpose, which is why I was being sarcastic.

I'm not sure what I did to get you so pissed, but my simple responce would be fuck you, and yes I did have to post this in your precious thread.

It's been a while since someone actually bothered to write an in-depth rebuttal to OAO. These days, it's usually just a simple "fuck you."