Fucking half-wit.

Yes, yes you are. Glad to see we're on the same page.

As Mockery uses "I know you are, but what am I?"
What has the world come to?

the world has come to witless fucks such as yourself bitching about something so simple as posting an image TWICE and expecting anybody to give half a fuck. you seem to think that you are something special and you try to act indignant because you think you will be accepted. just shut the fuck up suzy, its never going to happen.

Not to mention the thread is on the 1st page of general blabber 99% of the time, so it doesn't take a genius to spot it. He simply wanted to draw more attention to his own stupid pictures.

What the fuck? I wasn't trying to act indignant to be accepted, stallion, I was making the point that it might be a good idea to set this thread sticky. It had nothing to do with acceptance. How would mouthing off win me praise?

Edit, to Mockery:

It happened to be off the front page when I posted, I had looked around for a little while and hadn't seen it, so I started a new thread. Sue me.

I'd sue you but your such a pussy youd wind up settling out of court. :(

Cute. Come to think of it, let's not let the PYPH thread deteriorate into a flame thread.

I'd Photoshop a tear running down your cheek if I could be bothered to even give you the time of day.

OMG at first I had no idea what the hell you were refering to but then I realized it! you made an acronym! your so smart to do that! we should welcome you here and hug you and squeeze you and name you george.

Riiight. I just used the acronym that someone else used in the thread that got locked.

You're just begging for something.

I am begging for snausages! yay!!! go PYPH thread yay! PYPH!

Mmmm...yummy snausages.

"Justice is like sausage; if you like either, don't watch them being made."-unknown

davin is pretty :)

:lol

what the fuck are you laughing at?

the whole thread... i cant laugh now?

who told you that you couldn't laugh? i was just asking WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE LAUGHING AT.

:love yay! :love

hi there sadie :)
i have a beautiful picture of that boy up there. his given name is really cool too, and i do believe he turned 18 last year.
i'm supposed to go up to cape cod and make out with him in an alley, but he's got a girlfriend now, so you know how that goes. ;)

glow. :)
those young ones can be quite fine, yessum.
and girlfriend schmirlfriend.

i've seen his butt too :eek

it was an accident :eek

kinda like when jixby saw me pee :eek

tehee.

Aha! See, I KNEW all girls were interested in was looks after all!

I suppose this thread is as good as any for making my first official newb post. Perhaps I will post a pic. Perhaps no one cares. No, I know no one cares. I have read enough of this board to realize that. :lol

Nevertheless, assholes, pricks and apathetics still find their curiosity aroused from time to time. If I last past my tenth post, then, I suppose I should tend to the curiosity I know is living inside all of you, eating your insides. :die

Or, I suppose you could just get down on your knees and beg. Maybe I will let you lick my boots.


:bestthread


::flounces away::

Let me just be the first to say that when I read the words you write for me to read my head makes me have bad feelings.

:)

he's not so great >:

If there is ever another terrorist attack, I hope davinxtk and Aura are amongst the victims.

My very first hate post. Wow, do I ever feel honored that Evil Robot, of all people, came to publically proclaim his dislike for a person he knows only by one post. I know how rational and non-discriminating he is, though, so I guess he must be right. Davin and I should just go jump off a building now. :melt

Dear Aura:
I would be glad to assist in your suicide. Perhaps we could work together and compile a list of buildings in which you can obtain roof access to, as many facilities have locked doors in todays post 9/11 society. I can think of a few 3 story buildings of which might not even kill you, but rather induce a coma or beter yet paralisys.

You are so helpful. I find it amazing that you do not let your dislike for people affect your altruism in any way.

I think the best option is probably paralysis. After all, then I would really suffer. I would be alive, but suffering in my immobile prison.

A coma, however, might be your favorite option, if only because then? I would be unable to talk, type, or otherwise communicate.

I was just planning taking you to a roof, shooting you through the head and selling your organs. Gravity should never rear its ugly hand when I trying preserve life three lives from one death.
I proofread everything.

Hrm. You know, I think this might just work. Why allow the worthy to die when I have perfectly healthy organs from which you can make a pretty penny?



You sure about that? I could have sworn that I was the one spelling paralysis correctly. Funny, the new things you learn. Oh well, I proofread nothing.

Organ Harvesting
 

Actually, the body must still be technically alive (although brain-dead) for the organs to be usable.

OMG! :faint

PHO-TOS, not catfights, you fucks.

Awww, but we were just having fun. At least, I was. I can't imagine anyone taking him THAT seriously when he only had one post, after all.

Anyway, I still have a few more posts to go before I post a photo.

By the way...I'm no fuck. You can call me bitch. :lol

basically they meant to take this dumbass argument to another thread you fuckin retard.

I know what he meant, genius. Wow, you give an adolescent license to be vulgar and they really do not disappoint, do they?

You are very 'in-your-face' and altogether completely unique from every other newbie like that.

POST YOUR PICTURE THREAD. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS. YES IT IS. BOY OH BOY IT SURE IS. LOOK AT ALL THE PICTURES. THE PICTURES THAT PEOPLE POST. THE THING THEY POST THE MOST IS THE PICTURES. PICTURES OVER HERE. PICTURES OVER THERE. PICTURES IN YOUR SOUP. PICTURES IN YOUR HAIR.

POST YOUR PICTURES HERE.

:|

Sir, yes sir!

Narcissus?

Can I help you?

You look like a girl caveman.

GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

Touche. I am not trying to be either. I am being myself, just as most of you are. And really? One could easily replace the word newbie with the word regular and the result would be the same. You are very unlike every other web posting board where the regulars try to cleverly "stand their ground" and "unite against evil, moronic newbies." No, no, you are very welcoming and optimistic about new posters, which is why I am sure most of them stick around beyond their initial posts. Sad that you do not give anyone the benefit of the doubt and actually get to know them, since many newbies, as you once were, might actually have something to contribute.

For all you griping about the lack of picture posts in this thread, I might point out how much meaningless blather has gone on in this thread. Out of 500-600 posts, are you honestly trying to claim that the majority contain pictures?

For all you griping about the lack of picture posts in this thread, I might point out how much meaningless blather has gone on in this thread. Out of 500-600 posts, are you honestly trying to claim that the majority contain pictures?

Who gives a fuck? This thread is for posting pictures, not for having childish debates. If you'd like to do that, start a new thread in the mock wars forum.

The point, I'm sure, Aura, was more that Mockery was sick of this particular conversation. Not that I'm an on-topic purist, but I second that motion, there's no need for it here. On the other hand, if you must attempt a bitchslapping, the Mock Wars forum will welcome you.


Edit: Mockery beat me to it, I paid the price in speed for being overly verbose.

as daphne would say: goo or growlf

growf for sure! (goo means yuck!)
:)

God, I hope you girls think I'm the ugliest guy on the planet.

your wish is my command ;)

:lol you're the boss!

KERIN GO BRAUGHLESS
 

FIREMEN AND ST PATTY'S DAY:


(K)ERIN GO BRAUGH(LESS)!! GET IT?!!

YES :eek

HONK HONK :love

and that, my friends, is how you make $320 in tips ;)

:love Glowbelly :love
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Your belly doesn't glow, Glowbelly. False advertising.

YOU CAN'T POST THIS KIND OF STUFF ON THE INTERNET :eek :eek :eek

PR0N!

Boop. I look like Astroboy today.

Beep.

tweek tweek tweek

We are the cutest team ever :love

oh how pretty :love

yoooooo hooooo, chojy!!! thanks you!!!!!

Somebody get Glowbelly a dog and a cane.

And a VR SUIT ;>

Jin looks like someone who steals other people's girlfriends with his raging latin charm :/

And I think he's already one of the best people here >:

:love

Glowbelly, is that Bjork in the poster behind you? I swear it looks just like her o.o

It is Bjork. You win a cookie.

Eeewww.

WHY YES THAT IS BJORK. SHE'S PRETTY.

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:rolleyes

long thread
 

I'll have some updated Bob Saget photos coming soon.

Be on the lookout. ;)

*sigh*

WOW, ANOTHER SERIES OF GLAMOUR SHOTS FROM DAVIN :rolleyes

LADY KILLER >:

i don't care how big davin's ego is, he's a beauty AND he's nice. so there.

And he's got a forehead big enough to project a movie off of.

...
 

Yeah, she's kinda' pretty.

I'm sorry Karen... anybody who has an ego that's so big to where they keep posting the same pathetic pictures of themselves on a regular basis, can't be all that "nice".

Is it okay for me to come in and make asinine comments about how this isn't the place to post your male model portfolio at all or am I going to be considered crude and harsh? >:

glowbelly does Hugo-Weaving-lips!

His next pic better be a pirate face.

He's the male version of Heather Michele.

haha! can someone say double standard? every single time a good looking lady posts her picture here, you boys are all over her with the compliments (most of you, mock is completely excluded from this statement). davin comes in, posts some nice pictures of himself in the POST YOUR PICTURE HERE THREAD and you guys attack him for being vain.

he may be a bit egotistic, but at least he recognizes it for what it is. i can almost guarantee that he is now posting his pictures just to rile you people up more, not to mention he knows that i like seeing him.

so there. :)

I never say those things about girls pics. I am a gentleman :(

but I still find him to be incredibly shallow and vain. Hell he has barley contributed anything more than his lameass pics.

As far as doing this to annoy us....I highly doubt it...but then again believe what you want because of course he is so "dreamy".

i've been online buddies with davin for over a year now...shit, it's almost going on 2 years (or has it been over 2 years :eek). so, my dear, i'm going to believe what i want because i know the lurvely, not just because he makes me cream my jeans.

who cares how nice he is, he's fucking gorgeous ;)

Nah, I fail to see what the big deal is, it's the 'post your picture here' thread, like glow said. I think he's nice looking, and if glow thinks he's nice then that's all I need to go by :)

Somone send me a webcam and I will post glamorous pictures of me =(

Alright darling, no time to mess with that pretty hair now.

Give me... DANGEROUS.

That's it. That's it honey. Now... BLUE STEEL.

Oh lord, help me, YES. Quick. Give me some JAGUAR.

OH YEAH! OH YEAH! Put on the shades. PLEASE.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Pull it down a little. Come on honey, VOGUE.

YES! YES! YES! NOW GRIN. SHOW OFF THOSE SHINERS.

PRAISE JESUS LORD HONEY NOW. GAWD. Now you're tired. Very, very tired.

YES! THAT'S IT!

OK, that's a wrap.

:love fatsatan :love

I hope you're happy, that made me pee :(


:lol

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Pics
 

FS.....looks.....like......my......ex.....


And I agree with glowbelly.....I totally go all goofy when a hot chick posts her pic on this board. Glowbelly....post some more pics!

HI GLOWBELLY!

I think the problem with Davin is that he feels we need a constant update of his caveman mug. You could hand laundry off that eyebrow ridge. Christ.

FS, on the other hand, should post a series like that every day.