also they don't want to touch any on you pervs

:lol I LIKE HIS PINK SHOE LACES.

I'd explain why they were there but yeah we're prty gross

Grats on landing the extra roll in MIB3

Or I could have flooded the place with laughs like that comment.

:lol

I was thinking more agent 47 or does he wear a red tie.

You flood the place with boring and propaganda, be satisfied with that

actually he keeps it in the politics section UNLIKE SOMEONE ELSE HERE

Chojin is Pitbull :eek

Oh, so he can be a bitch at me all he wants and I have to take it now? Sorry, no deal

just pointing out the irony :rolleyes

chojin is starring in the new hitman movie

it will be called shitman

ME TOO ME TOO

What are you even talking about? Propaganda? And do you really not see the irony in your calling someone boring? You, the guy who is basically everyone's unfunny older, male relative?

guys hes not really red from that 70s program

:rolleyes

And you are like the Lewis Black of the internet, funny for 5 seconds till you realize all your act really is is "I am annoyed at everyone and everything ever". Yeah you have room to talk about comedy :rolleyes

Yeah, and I'm like a hemorrhoid. A pain in the ass that never goes away.

i thought a five dollar cream got rid of those

Everyone knows that Hemorrhoids are overly self important and incapable of contemplating their own non-existence.

Apply that to me (topically) and it all makes sense.

Perhaps this point can be better illustrated by a reference to an innocuous comedy!

Pentegarn, you are this decades Kellychaos.

Let's put this bluntly.

If i-mockery is supposed to be a place where you goof on each other with a friendly intent, then why are you two engaging me at all? Seriously, you both hate me, and I think more of a pile of compost than I do of either of you. Yet, one of you or both of you always seek me out and go out of your way to start a fight with me. It is honestly annoying to not just me, but several other posters. There's an ignore button, if I am so goddamned boring to you two lovebirds, just click my name and click the damn thing. Instead of being so fucking childish and trying to impress the 10 remaining people who post here and find this tired old bullshit so exhausting. (Granted at least Zomboid you aren't as cowardly as Zhukov, who acts like a bitch then when I slap back runs like one. and as an aside to you Zhukov, you should fly to America's Hat and consummate this eerie internet relationship with Zomboid, it would be the first pussy you ever got)

I know the easy counter argument, "well you could ignore them". Sure, and if you pay attention that's usually what I do, I certainly don't have to reply to things they post that clearly weren't said to me because I don't need to, but I will not let these two starcrossed lovers act like bitches toward me and not defend myself, especially if I can manage to get through my day without talking to them, even though they seem to need me so damned badly.

So neither side in this little crapfest likes each other. As I said, ignore me if i am so fucking boring to you, or quit being bitches. Either way suits me.