SHITTY HALLOWEEN CANDY
 

POPCORN BALLS >:

The ever-popular CANDY CORN. >: But that goes without saying. :(

Good And Plenty

CHIPS. >:

PENNIES TASTES LIKE IT'S MAKE OF FUCKING METAL! >:

The infamous wax paper candy that's supposed to be caramel or something, but instead its like crap. You know, the stuff that comes in the orange or black wrapper.

CHiPs

CANDY CORN IS FUCKING AWESOME. >:

Anything with peanuts or razor blades. >:

PENNIES ARE PRETTY SICK, MAN.

The award for the worst candy on Halloween....has got to be, the fucking twizzlers

They taste like dead babies, they stick to your teeth like dead babies, and they start screaming at your head while you are sleeping, like any consumed babies would do. Fucking damn it i hate dead babies

tootsie rolls

You should eat less dead babies and more candy.

Hey fuck you, I like Tootsie Rolls. >:

I get these every god damn halloween but I never see them anywhere else. yes, I hate them.

I SECOND TOOTSIE ROLLS

AND CANDY CORN

AND POPCORN BALLS

AND ROCKS

Godammit I love those things! I just finished off my 2 for a dollar bag! Yum Yum!

Mary Janes. those things are not candy.

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A few years ago some guy was giving out individual sheets of loose-leaf to the kids. We had fun burning them though.

Also, my friend tricked me into trick-or-treating in the projects. All I got was a penny and a 5-year-old penny candy. I ate the candy and almost died from food poisoning.

Toothbrushes. >:

ewwwww. I hate that candy too, that and those circus peanut things...

wow... TOOTHBRUSHES!?

TOOTHBRUSHES AREN'T CANDY!

...to your culture.

No there really not.

Oh, you just watch. Pretty fucking soon some company is going come out with "Toothbrush candy". It's going to be like those Fun Dips, except you put an edible toothbrush into the dust and "brush your teeth" with it. Just you watch.

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