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Tadao Jun 14th, 2008 05:55 PM

Girls are dumb
 
You look fucking stupid in you big glasses. Stop wearing them.


MetalMilitia Jun 14th, 2008 06:46 PM

Mobile phones ur doin it wrong.

Kitsa Jun 14th, 2008 07:28 PM

100% agreed.

My dad said he was on a plane behind these two dumb bitches who were wearing big obnoxious Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses. They said DG really big all over them. Some bumpkin kept asking loudly if they got their glasses at Dollar General. I would have loved to have seen that.

Guitar Woman Jun 15th, 2008 09:22 AM

No wonder everyone is gay these days

Tadao Jun 16th, 2008 04:51 PM

I'm not allowed to talk to your tits, but I don't want to talk you some mutant bee face either.

Dr. Boogie Jun 16th, 2008 06:19 PM

Take my wife, please!

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 11:57 AM

Two cell phones, big sunglasses at night and a wrist tattoo that most likely says something unique like "Live Laugh Love". She's so chic.

I can go on a rant about how annoying that whole live laugh love thing is. Think of something original you stupid c*nts

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 11:58 AM

But those DO look like D-suckin' lips

Esuohlim Jun 23rd, 2008 12:38 AM

This girl I work with has giant sunglasses but I still want to fuck her brains out so shut it Tadao what are you gay

Tadao Jun 23rd, 2008 01:36 AM

NO YOU SHUT UP FAG!

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 10:59 AM

she does hav esome dick suckin lips though :eek

Guitar Woman Jun 23rd, 2008 01:30 PM

ugly

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2008 03:38 PM

D-suckin lips though

Cedar Jun 24th, 2008 02:00 PM

some girls can pull off the big sunglasses, they can look sexy sometimes

JJ_Maniac Jun 24th, 2008 09:07 PM

What did she tattoo on her wrist? Because if it's a lover's name or for god's sake a barcode tat, My respect will vanish.

Kitsa Jun 24th, 2008 10:47 PM

According to this site:

20. Victoria Caroline Beckham - The thirty-two year old former Spice Girl (Posh Spice) has five stars on her lower back -one for each family member, and her famous husband's initials DB - yes, that David Beckham - on the underside of left wrist

(I'm assuming that's her, it looks like her.)

And she's got some new Hebrew one on her back now.

Esuohlim Jun 24th, 2008 10:56 PM

Yeah ok that's all well and good but the tattoo in the picture is on her right wrist, geeeeeeeeeeezzzz

Kitsa Jun 24th, 2008 11:08 PM

Maybe. Or things could be reversed (maybe some fact checker fucked up).

Tadao Jun 27th, 2008 11:33 PM

Another reason why girls are dumb.


Kitsa Jun 28th, 2008 06:02 PM

Skorts look ok in front, but they make asses look really bad. Also, the shorts tend to ride up and you get this red, raw patch on your thighs- it's just too much damn fabric in one place.

Don't get me started on fucking scotchgard-ed school uniform skirts.

liquidstatik Jun 28th, 2008 10:36 PM

yeah kitsa but those are shorts that are disguised as a skirt :x

Tadao Jun 29th, 2008 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 564648)
Don't get me started on fucking scotchgard-ed school uniform skirts.

It'll keep the rape evidence from sticking to the clothes.

Kitsa Jun 29th, 2008 07:46 AM

I guess that's true.

Tadao Jul 10th, 2008 09:17 PM



Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 11:28 PM

It's like a collage of ads.


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