E-Mail of the Moment #26
In response to my Cloverleaf Mall Carnival Out of Nowhere piece (oh, sorry, "treatise") I got this fun email:
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This guy is SUPER fast at replying. I want to see how long I can keep this guy going.
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...he sounds like some kind of hillbilly bumpkin... I mean, "Weren't my intention"? It's clear you're dealing some kind of literary master.
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Clearly I am indeed, Smon...clearly. Here's more:
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Watch out proto, this is a cultured internet denizen. He'll write that you're stupid in his blog and ruin EVERYTHING.
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It's kind of creepy how he keeps changing the way he writes.
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o0o0o don't even start saying its me.. If I wanted to write proto an e-mail I'd be like
"Hey bitch this is lenor how ya doing? SUPER COOL! well good day bye" and he would respond with "I have no real logic on why I would respond to this, other than maybe because I'm really bored and have nothing to do at the moment! Good day BYE" Yup, thats how that would go, like exactly! Anyway, this guy honestly already sounds like he knows how to press your buttons proto; He is throwing you the bait whether he or you realize it, and you are grabbing it right up. Your giving him the attention he's trying to get while in a desperate frenzy to argue with someone that has 90 percent more intelligence than him. Think about it... |
And all this time I thought I was the one toying with him...
My god...it's like the shocking moment of ephiphany at the end of a horror movie... |
You seriously do not see how he thinks he is doing the same to you? Proto, It wasn't meant to be rude or sarcastic, what I posted. It just reminded me of when we used to fight, although he does have way better spelling and grammar than I did. :/
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Of course I see that, Lenor. We're both just completely wasting each other's time. But I'm having fun doing it, so that's what matters, eh?
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Proto, you would know, being as I learned that its always about the fun; from you. Eh'!
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I bet he's waited his whole life to use the word "obfuscation". Actually no, scratch that... he probably just looked it up.
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Hey, have YOU ever read something that confused the hell out of you?
I have. That E-mail of the moment hurt my head. |
Grislygus managed to make me laugh.
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The one word the person that is e-mailing you doesn't know, Protoclown, is sarchasm, "the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it".
LOL, that fool will never understand your natural-born wittyness (for some weird reason) >_> Oh well the volcano gods may have mercy if they repent. |
LOL
I can imagine him awaiting the daily Urban Dictionary e-mails to give him a new long word he can use in defence! |
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My god, Arg Zombies I think you may have found the culprit's endless supply of vocabulary! One step closer to stopping the feind. |
You're the most spectacularly horrible thing I've seen since zeldasbiggestfan's Secret Santa gift..
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Please,
No autographs |
Not you, retard.
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No autographs |
Blast, I wanted an autograph too...
Y'know arg_zombies autographs are worth alot nowadays I heard... Or maybe I'm getting you confused. Oh well. Proto doesn't give out autographs anymore being due to the fact he gave out so many last year, that now an entire 5 million tons of rainforest are gone. arg_zombies, I suggest you give out "zombiegrams" instead. Much less paper involved XD. |
Zombiegrams?
What does that involve? If it uses effort, I'm out. |
Holy shit, you fucked up his ePANTIES!!!!
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