Philosophy Mod
We need one and it should be me. Make it happen Eric.
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Seconded.
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vetoed.
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I agree with Zhukov. This is a sub-forum for the sharing of ideas. Having a moderator will clearly disrupt the free flow of debate and quite possibly prevent the true thinkers of the post-modern era such as the Coolinator from bringing light to an otherwise dark world.
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I thought Chojin already gave you the job T?
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There already is a mod for this board. Or, there was.
Anyway, I think we should set up workers councils in each thread. |
This is not a democracy.
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I SHOULD BE THE MOD
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I fear that after sweeping to power virtually unopposed in the class presidency of the chat thread, Sam will turn his attentions to the Philosophy Board and again take power. :\
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He doesn't know how to abuse power properly.
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I AM THE MAN FOR THIS JOB
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I PROMISE TO RAPE THE INNOCENT AND FORCE MY OPINION ON EVERYONE.
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I PROMISE TO MAKE COOLINATOR POSTS MANDATORY IN EVERY THREAD IN THE PHILOSOPHY BOARD, LEST HE SUFFER AN INTERNET BEATDOWN BY MY HEAVY MODERATOR HAND.
AND I WILL DIG UP ALL HIS PRIVATE INFORMATION AND SEND IT TO PUB. |
SAM WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE THAT HE WOULD CLEAN UP OUR BOARD, BUT HIS TRACK RECORD SHOWS THAT HE WILL CUT AND RUN AT THE FIRST SIGN OF CONFLICT. DOES I-MOCK NEED ANOTHER LIBERAL MODERATOR? IT'S TIME TO PULL WEEDS!
Paid for by the Tadao Corporation of Social Mockery. |
I WILL NOT SINK TO THE LEVEL OF POLITICAL MUDSLINGING ON THIS PUBLIC FORUM. I THEREBY ELEVATE MY MORALS ABOVE THAT OF MY OPPONENT TADAO, AS HE IS A SMELLY CRIPPLE, AND I AM THE PURE WHITE JUSTICE THIS FORUM NEEDS. >:
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(10:41:18 PM) Sam: oh god you are going to use political messages against me ;(
(10:42:32 PM) Tadao: in a political forum? :O (10:43:02 PM) Sam: yeah (10:43:05 PM) Sam: what an asshole :( (10:46:52 PM) Sam: WE NEED TO COMBINE FORCES IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT MODERATING YOUR FORUMS? I THINK I-MOCKERY DESERVES BETTER! I PROMISE NOT TO BE A PUSSY! Paid for by the Tadao Corporation of Social Mockery. |
LIES AND SLANDER, DO THE PEOPLE OF THESE BOARDS WANT A SHADY ASIAN WHO MOLESTS THE TRUTH INTO DISGUSTING LIES?
I THINK ALL OF THESE PEOPLE DESERVE BETTER. |
ALSO, HE'S A GAY
[22:26] Tadao: MAN ON FIRE IS GONNA BE ON [22:26] Sam: OH REALLY, I AM TOO FOCUSED ON MAKING THESE MESSAGE BOARDS A BETTER PLACE FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS THE BEAUTIFUL DREAM LIKE MYSELF. [22:26] Tadao: I WANNA SEX DANZEL [22:27] Tadao: GIVE HIM MY MAN OF FIRE |
IF VOTED IN AS MOD, I PROMISE TO MOLEST THE TRUTH ON A DAILY BASIS. WE ALL KNOW THAT FUCKING CUNT DESERVES IT!
Paid for by the Tadao Corporation of Social Mockery. |
MY OPPONENT IS A HOMOPHOBE.
Paid for by the Tadao Corporation of Social Mockery. |
THIS IS "THE TRUTH" THAT TADAO PROMISES TO MOLEST "ON A DAILY BASIS" :
PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER RON "THE TRUTH" KILLINGS. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR? A CRIPPLE ASIAN HAVING HIS WAY WITH A MUSCULAR NEGRO MAN? ON YOURRR TAX DOLLARS? WE KNOW YOU ALL DESERVE BETTER. paid for by Official I-Mockery Class President's People for Philosophy Moderation Domination |
NOT ONLY IS SAM A HOMOPHOBE, HE IS ALSO A RACIST AND AN ANTIDISABLETITE!
IT IS TRUE THAT I HAVE HOMOEROTIC FEELINGS. I ALSO ENJOY PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT COLORS AND CULTURES. I ALSO UNDERSTAND THE PHYSICAL PAIN OF OTHERS. I AM OF YOU PEOPLE. DOES I-MOCKERY NEED ANOTHER OUT OF TOUCH MODERATOR? Paid for by the Tadao Corporation of Social Mockery. |
...An inexplicable shudder passes over KevinTheOmnivore. He assumes he's cold and puts on a sweater, ignoring the cold sweat and goosebumps. Some things men are not meant to know.
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I think this is as close to mock wars as we are going to get
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What makes you think they're mocking this war?
I say you guys get in a ring and duke it out mano à mano. $10 on Tadao. ;) |
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