Nerdy kid beats on himself with a bat thinking he’s a “warrior” LOL
 

This is Patrick Haas, a “professional” workout instructor who thinks hitting yourself will make you stronger. This kid a cross between napoleon dynamite and Fogle from superbad. Enjoy.



Damn, it seems not to be embedding right. I dropped the link above just incase.

Like blood in the water...

Even if that was in the youtube thread I think I would have passed.

"i registered at i-mockery to show off my vids!!!"

If it's an instructional workout video, why does he keep saying 'Don't try this at home'? Wouldn't you just get laughed out if you did it anywhere else?

It's a good thing Mockery fixed your embed tags. I really want to watch your two star video!

And why wasn't this just deleted or moved into the youtube thread?

is this spam

LOL

Lets keep it on eBaums, chum.

That was a horrible first post.

Everyone knows that real warriors prove themselves by stabbing them self in the chest. Takes real skill to stab through your own chest plate.

edit: fuck you

nerds need to beat themselves more because of the bullshit zero-tolerance policy on any kind of violence nowadays and ill be good goddamned if im going to jail because someone was trying to bring jesus into my heart outside cvs

There ain't no village.

it isnt spam if its space ghost

spaaacccce ghooooosssttt

HA HA HA, CRACK A WINDOW, WILLIE

LOL:lol

All the windows.

what happened to space ghost?

He died :tear

that pzilla jerk changed it back

let's see if he's still determined to keep his shitty video there after his week ban is over