wet dreams
Why do I keep cock-blocking myself in what could otherwise be an awesome wet dream? >:
Except for that time I started growing a penis in one dream and it really hurt and it wouldn't stop hurting unless I rubbed it I JUST WANTED THE PAIN TO STOP GUYS DON'T JUDGE ME >8( lso my keybord is broken so tht is hy I'm not online lot not gonn copypste so you cn understnd this sentnce |
this is the hottest thread so far
|
I think you made the right decision |
I totally had that dream too, maggie ;<
|
I had a near wet dream last night where I saved the world and gained access to a secret bedroom that I imagine Islam's 17-virgins-for-martyrs heaven to look like only it had like half a dozen XXXHOTXXX ASIAN BITCHES CLICK HERE NOW and I tried to fuck one of them but then her vagina looked like a fucking H. R. Giger painting but I was so horny it didn't matter and then I penetrated and it didn't have any feeling and I ended up crying.
|
Yeah. That kinda happens when you dream about fucking your sister.
|
I haven't got a sister :\
|
i once had a dream i was growing a penis
i woke up and it was there i jerked off so hard |
Must be rough being all alone in your pants, with just you and your hands.
Do you wear glasses? |
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:01 PM. |
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.