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Colonel Flagg Apr 15th, 2011 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 717735)
Honestly I hope she gets an account and posts, her avatar is a pic of her holding the camera above her head pointing down. I comment on how fat chicks use that technique to hide their fat, and she posts a double wide pic of herself in a red nightgown pic of her double wideness in a red nightgown.

Good times
Now THAT'S funny.

Chojin Apr 16th, 2011 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 717753)
either that or it's a load of horsewash, i've been trying shit for ages and it didn't make it any easier
i thought you sat in your house all day doing nothing

Tadao Apr 16th, 2011 12:26 PM
No, he goes out in public and sings love songs to drunk bitches.

Chojin Apr 16th, 2011 04:43 PM
yeah okay maybe 10% research / critical thought would help

like that oregon trail diet, wtf

elx Apr 16th, 2011 05:03 PM
so chojin, since you've got it all figured out now how about you share your massive success story with us -- I bet the ladies are just tripping over themselves trying to get you out of those tight-fitted tees, am I right?

Babs Apr 16th, 2011 06:35 PM
So with a little help from Jack Daniels, I took my balls out of her purse and took one last stand. Everything's going to be fine, at least for now. I would tell you more, but I really have to take a nice long shit right now.

Babs Apr 16th, 2011 06:46 PM
So basically, I told her I have bigger plans in my life and I'm tired of her not contributing and her expecting me to do everything. I explained that responsibility is something that someone as herself needs to learn a lot more about along with developing ambitions to further her own life. Than I nicely and calmly explained that it's not me, it's her.

Tadao Apr 16th, 2011 07:30 PM
Yeah right.

Grislygus Apr 16th, 2011 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 717855)
So basically, I told her I have bigger plans in my life and I'm tired of her not contributing and her expecting me to do everything. I explained that responsibility is something that someone as herself needs to learn a lot more about along with developing ambitions to further her own life. Than I nicely and calmly explained that it's not me, it's her.


In my mind.
fixed

Chojin Apr 16th, 2011 10:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elx (Post 717845)
so chojin, since you've got it all figured out now how about you share your massive success story with us -- I bet the ladies are just tripping over themselves trying to get you out of those tight-fitted tees, am I right?
i'm sry, are you implying i'm not a success?

age of consent here in MD is 16, so only two years until you can come visit ;););)

elx Apr 17th, 2011 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 717874)
i'm sry, are you implying i'm not a success?

age of consent here in MD is 16, so only two years until you can come visit ;););)
no thanks :( I like my boys nice. and warm. and not shrunken.

Grislygus Apr 17th, 2011 01:51 AM
BREAKING NEWS: SHOCKING FOOTAGE OF BABS' FIRST AND CURRENT GIRLFRIEND:

Chojin Apr 17th, 2011 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elx (Post 717885)
no thanks :( I like my boys nice. and warm. and not shrunken.
you can't even give me head? :( you've clearly got too much of it already.

MLE Apr 17th, 2011 07:41 PM
lol

Colonel Flagg Apr 17th, 2011 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 717857)
Yeah right.
What you said. :(

LordSappington Apr 18th, 2011 10:53 PM
I say we help him fake his death

Tadao Apr 18th, 2011 11:38 PM
I say we help him with his death.

Zhukov Apr 24th, 2011 02:54 PM
Babs are you dead yet?

Colonel Flagg Apr 24th, 2011 08:36 PM
He hasn't been online in over a week ....

He could be dead.

Grislygus Apr 25th, 2011 06:28 PM
Death by elephantine redneck skank. Not a good way to go.

kahljorn Apr 25th, 2011 06:41 PM
elephantine skanks need food too. THE CIRCLE OF LIFE CONTINUES

Grislygus Apr 25th, 2011 07:20 PM
THE CIIIIIIIR-CLLLLLLLE

THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

kahljorn Apr 26th, 2011 03:07 PM
the other day i went to Denny's and there was this girl there with Ed the Hyena's laugh :O
almost wanted to ask for an autograph

MLE Apr 26th, 2011 03:22 PM
I was out to dinner one time, and there was someone in the restaurant that laughed like Archimedes from Disney's The Sword and the Stone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLI46yMdtmU at 00:45

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 26th, 2011 03:44 PM
There's this one guy I know who is super annoying and looks/sounds exactly like Farquard from Scooby Doo meets the Boo Brothers.


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