MAXIMUM BLOGBANK UPDATE!
 

There is 'fresh' material at my 'Blog'. I will use this thread to let you know when 'fresh' material has been posted.

This Blog, hosted by Cracked, is purely comedy. You will not be exposed to the endless tediata of my personal life or actual 'musings' although entires may often ape those forms. It is strictly to make you 'laugh' for 'free', so by all means, frequent it and tell all your peers that it is another fine BRANDMAX BURBANK JOINT.

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Visit my Blog for ponderings on the topic of "Bong Hits 4 Jesus"

If this stoned kid gets his way, and wins this case, then I shall come over to your house the following Friday. I won't do anything latently rude, but I'll prepare corned beef. It'll be slightly dry and served with sub par mashed potatoes. You'll eat them though, so you'll look like you're appreciative. That'll be my great stand. Also my abuse of the law.

Because even though it is your dwelling, I have my rights, damn it.

3/21; I have posted a new entry on my 'Blog'. It inlcudes a lovely cartoon, and a brief description of my recent abduction.

More new material and a secret from my youth is revealed.

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Updated again today, a political piece this time. It also includes an illustration of Karl Rove as an obese monster.

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I believe that is simply called a "picture of Karl Rove."

Did you go see it? Drawing it gave me a nightmare.

Yes. I'd say it's good enough to hang in the White House hallway. I mean, that's not a drawing, that is a portrait, man.

Soul portrature, that is my current aim.

Ah loves me mah photoshop. Greatest artistic inventiom since the sketch a sketch

I just posted an open letter from
SANJAYA MALAKAR!

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I have NO IDEA who that is! But I will read it anyway.

It's an American Idol finalist and his hair. Thanks for reading though. I have zero way of knowing what kind of readership the Blog is getting, if any.

Yeah, it's always frustrating when you don't get any feedback, and you have no idea if people are even reading it, if anybody gives a crap, if you're wasting your time or whatever. Though I guess if you're getting paid, you're not really wasting your time...but yeah, I hear ya, man. I hear ya.

Yeah, they don't exactly pay me for the Blog. In fact, they don't pay me for it at all. It's sort of a blind faith attempt to get my damn name out there. I should ask if they can at least track it for me. That way I'd know how far down the ROAD TO FAME I have gone.

4/5, a new 'essay' posted.

4/10, posted a list of proving I do not know how to make the masterful comic constructions of Jeff Foxworthy work

4/12, a very short bit on John McCain goin' crazy.

Look. I added a 'signature'.

Damn kids and all their 'techno' 'wizardry' and shit.

I have just posted the transcript of a whitehouse press briefing on my blog. It really, really is the transcript and not something I wrote, I swear.

I just posted a new entry on my Blog about things I like. Maybe you will like them too.

James "Scotty" Doohan's ashes were blasted into space on Saturday. I have written a 'blog' entry about it. Go read it, why don't you?

There is now a list on my 'Blog' of things it would be awesome for me to have. You should go read it.

I just put up some exellent celebrity 'Dish'. The link to my blog is in my signature, which appears just below this line of text.