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ZBF is all "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :eek"
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oh my god, is that really ZBF
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NM THIS ONE I AM ASHAMED TO LOOK AT ITS INFERIORITY
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ZeldasBiggestFan. Eating Cake. Like the FatFuck He Fucking Is, The Fuck. |
I fucked up. This is better.
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Now that one is good. I like that so much I'm sending it to him. Thanks, Kitsa!
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I do what I can
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I like grisly's better.
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Back from work and my nightly workout!
I love you all. |
Which stripper tunes did you use?
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CiiiiiiiiiiiiiG
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Tonight I worked out to Carnivore.
Nothing makes you want to strain your biceps more than a deep voice screaming "MALE SU-PREM-ACY!" I need something a bit violent for weight training. |
Everytime I do weights I do it with this monstrous machine and I end up getting my hair caught in it. Which is very funny.
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Five Million Dead
Tell me you listened to Five Million Dead while you ground it out, you'll be my hero |
I put my hair in a nice bun so that doesn't happen.
I have issues with sunroofs in cars however. |
All Carnivore is loved by me, I even sing along while I'm on the elliptical!
My username isn't a joke. Carnivore is my favorite band ever, especially since Venom done fucked up. |
USA FOR USA
USA FOR USA |
I'm still considering a Carnivore tattoo, I don't know where I'd put it though.
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I know a good place :picklehat
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I'm very picky about tattoo placement.
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I have a better one, as well as a handy dandy rough schematic!
![]() Okay okay okayokayokay, Just a thought, jeez you'd be a goddess, I'm tellin ya |
Fuck no.
The boobs must remain unmarked. NOTHING on the chest. The chest is perfect as is. |
Just think how funny it would look when I get my boob lift in 20 years.
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That's still cool though
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My hip might be a good place though.
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That would probably be the most painful tat imaginable if it went over the areola as shown
But that's what whiskey and painkillers are for! |
As much as I bleed, I refuse to take blood thinners before getting a tattoo.
I want to be able to feel the whole thing. And then I want sex. |
Hang on, drew sumpin else up in hea
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Yeah, I cheated and scribbled a schematic on a prexisting reference pic I had lying around, sue me
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I was going to say, I'm pretty sure the pain is part of the reason for getting a tattoo
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Hahaha great!
I'd get it in the front though. All space on my back is reserved. |
Maybe what Grisly drew but closer to the hump of the hip so it has a 3-D affect
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I don't know how yous guys can stand needles
When I finally get mine I'm getting fucked all the hell up beforehand |
I'll have to draw it on with a sharpie and see if I like it there.
I always test drive new tattoos like that. But it's gonna be awhile before I get a new one. I can't get them for super cheap anymore :( |
It makes the healing part harder :(
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Seriously dude, don't be like wasted drunk when you get one, it'll make you bleed alot and it'll hurt more.
Remember they have to wipe the blood away constantly and on freshly tattooed skin, the wiping can be really painful. You're better off being straight and just not looking when they do it. |
I'm not getting any tattoos because I'm an Orthodox Jew. This site is Kosher, right? :eek
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I'm going to personally scrimshaw over every last bit of my left hand and have them go over the lines that I drew, looking ain't got shit to do with it
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Plus being drunk makes you bleed more afterwards, and the more you bleed the longer it takes for the tattoo to heal. The last thing you want is that shit peeling all to hell, it sucks.
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Well, maybe scrimshaw isn't nearly the right word for the designs I have, but it's really the closest description I can think of right now
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Cleaning litter box.
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I've been working on intricate patterns and linework to go on my left hand (and possibly with flows going up the arm as well) since I turned eighteen, snapping pictures, and continually working on the overall design. When I finally work up the nerve (and have a rather secure line of work that a newly decorated hand won't endanger) I'm going to draw it myself, and all the tattoo parlor has to do is follow the lines
The application will suck so motherfucking, unbelievably hard I can't even fathom it at this point |
Picking the hand is pretty ballsy, I will say that. I got both of mine on fleshy, less painful body parts
Cause I am a GIRL |
POOP BOX IS CLEAN!
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GOOD JOB
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I wish my in-laws weren't visiting this weekend.
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Bring them with you when you get the tattoo! Scare them!
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They think I'm sweet and a good christian girl, kind of.
Telling Jim's mom about living with crust punks was probably the most fun I've had with them. Other than shopping at the Dollar Tree for VBS stuff. |
So, how have they not noticed that you're a hardcore metalhead?
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Well they know I love metal, and they know their son plays metal.
They just don't know what we like. She used to buy him Christian metal stuff, and some of it is pretty good. They know very very very little and we want to keep it that way. They don't even know we smoke cigarettes. |
Well, that sucks.
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Yeah.
At least we only see them like twice a year. But when they're here it's very stressful. I'm de-odorizing the smoke smell in our house as we speak. We used to take all our metal posters and fantasy art down, I refuse to do all that now. |
Good. Whatcha got, Frazetta?
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That just sounds like a hell of a rude awakening.
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Green Death hangs over our fireplace.
Then one of his movie posters. Then a whole bunch of heavy metal stuff. |
I've always meant to get a print of Sea Monster
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Frazetta's just the best. Vallejo tries so hard to bite his style.
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HEY CIG YOU WANT ME TO METAL IT UP WHILE YOUR INLAWS ARE INTOWN.
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Yes. Yes I do.
And I want pictures. |
I fucking spit on Vallejo, man, that shit's ghey
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speaking of killing yourself I had a camel wide today and it was fucking delicious
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I'm going to a real tobacconist tomorrow to buy a pack of unfiltered lucky strikes, because I am god damned hardcore
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I'll stick with my cowboy killers.
Like a good southern girl. |
YOU FUCKING SMOKERS DON'T DO THIS TO ME
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Camel man myself
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I love American Spirits but they're as expensive as fuck
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Try shopping different places. If I walk a little further I can get the Perique kind for as low as $4.80.
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I didn't get MattJack's pic until a second ago :x
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She's right.
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There's a tobacconist by my house I just found out about that sells common stuff for 3 bucks a pack :lol
Djarums there are cheaper than most convenience stores charge for normal stuff :eek |
I'm going to clean more of my house.
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gw you my rucky star ^_^
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Hey there lil' buddy!
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That is way cool!
Good morning Kitsa! :D |
mornin' sunshine.
I'm trying to put off cleaning litterboxes because one of the cats took a nasty stinky dump in one. I hate soft catpoops that stick to the scooper :( |
Awwwww
Soft kitty poopies is icky. I shake the box to coat the poopies. |
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