Some posts may be lost :O
 

Hey guys,

I-Mockery is getting closer to being finished with the migration to the new server. Doing what we can to minimize the amount of posts that are lost in the process, but given how many files there are to move over and we're moving databases, plus will have to wait for the domain to fully propagate when I point it to the new server... well, some posts will definitely get lost in the mix.

I guess what I'm saying is, if you're typing up anything big and important (because EVERYTHING posted on here is crucial to the future of your world), you may want to save it locally on your computer in case you want/need to repost it.

I'll try to keep you guys updated with the status of the server migration. It's almost all working at this point, just trying to resolve some database issues for various areas of the site that don't want to play nice. But man... things load so much faster on this new server. Hooray :o

Make sure to post all your Dilbert porn! The posts will get lost in the move and you won't be banned!

I'm gay, just thought this might be the best time to tell you guys.

I hate my dad and I'd kill him if I cared enough.

My shrink says I have an uncontrollable urge to kill when I think something should be there and it's not. Seems as good a time as any to let you guys know.

I'm actually a girl.

I really believe that fluoride toothpaste will kill you.

I'm 11 years old

Buy the I-Mockery Box site to relive all your memories.

I ate my offspring~

HA i knew it!!!

I enjoy the soft touch of satin underwear on my bottom while listening to the cool styling of Kenny G, while watching midget porn on mute.

I've been dead for 6 years

I love all of you.

I don't have anything witty to say. I think you noticed this three years ago.

you should lose ALL the posts

Except for Clement's.

Can't find Zardoz. Just to toss it out the Necro Critic has a fun video review. Contains spoilers.
http://www.blip.tv/file/4028364/