Genital waxing banned in NJ!
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Jersey girls need it the most :(
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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! >:
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Fucking Italians.
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Urgh. That's just unhealthy. I can certainly understand trimming the hedge, but not clear-cutting the land. Its there to act as a defense against germs, like your eyelashes. :x
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It can also fight of sex!
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New Jersey :(
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New Jersey is the worlds largest lionel train set.
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Did you see that link to the genital hair dye at the end of the article? Not only are they calling it a "Betty", but they're asking you to dye it blue, pink or purple and advertise the fact with a t-shirt that says "My Betty is Ready".
"My Betty is Ready"? Seriously? It's like a bad Sex and the City subplot. If you were in bed with some lady you picked up and a sudden puff of vivid, clover shaped green hair became evident, how would you react?!? (Yes, I said clover-shaped...they have stencils you're supposed to use with nair) |
I would know she is kinky and stick it in her butt!
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That's my job |
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go out in the sun naked then. That'll kill bacteria
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:rolleyes yea anti-bacterial soap takes five minutes to work but it takes 3 seconds to get skin cancer.
Also, I doubt it takes five minutes otherwise people and hospitals wouldn't make such a big deal out of using it... |
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Whatever. Regardless, washing your twassy with some soap and water is going to do a lot more good than pubes will ever do. Prolly makes it easier to clean when you don't have pubes getting all gunked up down there, too.
I would like to see your source on all of this information. Like that it takes five minutes to kill bacteria. From what i understand, washing with just soap and water washes most of the bacteria down the drain. Maybe people needed pubes when they only swam around in a river for like 30 seconds once a year, but i think that TIMES HAVE CHANGED. And a little bit of sun isn't going to give you cancer, carcinogenic or not. It's more unhealthy not to get some sun ;\ quit trying to make excuses for your wiry bush |
You must scrub vigorously for the time it takes to sing happy birthday twice.
At least, your hands. |
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And I suppose your genitals are silky smooth?! >: |
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Does that include "You belong in a zoo" and/or "What's your girlfriends first name?" |
Well, not in my hospital, but knock yourself out.
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My genitals are usually silky smooth. EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE STRIP OF HAIR.
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why are there no preview pictures for that hair dye :(
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