New here
 

hey guys, been going to this site for awhile, just joinmed today hows everyone doin?

Shut up.

Go fuck yourself.

WELCOME

will you have sex with me plz

return to sender

I AM NEW TOO!!!
 

I AM NEW TOO!!! YAY!!!

No wait... Let me do the honors...

GO FUCK YOURSELF DUSTIN!

wasnt expecting Replies so soon, and what Great replies they were! :)

You're so cheerful! Your uplifting, kick-butt attitude will surely be a welcome change to the i-Mockery forums! :wink

fail :(

Now please make the prosess smooth and easy for everyone.

Step one take a step forward.

Step two Chin Up trouserr down.

Step three Bend over so that one of the Vets can claim you.

Oh and Go fuck yourself mr gogetter

Shut up.

I'm new too. Sort of. Can someone fist me please?

oh boy oh boy stand back fellas this one is mine its been too long since i tasted delicious newbie blood i will tear this one a new butthole hey there mrmega didnt read the rules and guidelines yet have click the site you will turn red lets just say you started off on the wrong foot pal big mistake thats ok we are reasonable people we forgive and forget sports coug cough am i right ps a bonus one how many newbs does it take to fix the lighbulb none they are to busy making hi im new threads haha

I wish sometimes Bape would just take it easy on some of these noobs, he seemed like a nice kid. Oh, and if he needs to be gay fucked, Leave that to me. :)

spam this fuckers email with anime porn

Hello. I have nothing to say to you, so interprete this post as a statement only. The statement is that I do not intend to ignore you.

yay my first hey go F your yourself Newb posts! ok ill just STFU now, and not bump this post anymore

DO NOT MAKE 'HEY IM NEW' POSTS OR YOU WILL BE HATED FOR EVER

Its the first thing you learn in 'Not being a noob 101'

Seeing as you've been visiting our fine establishment for some time now, perhaps you've had time to peruse our user guidelines. :)

Hey guys whats up?

well i'm going to bed guys i'll see you crazy guys later

I love you more than all the fishies in the sea, Jixby.