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Homowner Jan 31st, 2007 04:46 PM

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I declare a mock war on all users of this board. I am the best. I am superior. I am Homowner, God of Ass Kickery and vanquisher of shit-dickery. True story. Prove me wrong.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 05:04 PM

Well you have "homo" in your name I'd say it's a pretty fair bet that you aren't that great

Homowner Jan 31st, 2007 06:00 PM

False statement. Alexander the Great, a homosexual faggot who took cocks up his asshole, was one of the most powerful and brilliant generals of all time. He conquered much of the known world, from Greece all the way to the Hindu Kush Mountains. Homosexuality and sheer greatness are in no way related.

However, I am not a homo. My name is derived from the words of two other brilliant men who go by the names "Beavis" and "Butthead."

MrAdventure Jan 31st, 2007 06:04 PM



uh guess who just got real ugly it's you you wimp

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homowner (Post 464357)
Alexander the Great, a homosexual faggot who took cocks up his asshole, was one of the most powerful and brilliant generals of all time.

Are you going by the Peter Chung version, which is obviously the only real version that anyone should be going by?

Homowner Jan 31st, 2007 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAdventure (Post 464361)

uh guess who just got real ugly it's you you wimp


Ugliness has no effect on Geezer Butler's ability to play a bass...He wrote N.I.B. There is no song with better bass than the beginning of N.I.B. (sometimes refered to as "Bassically.")

MrAdventure Jan 31st, 2007 06:24 PM



lets see how you deal with being a girl now not so well i bet

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2007 06:29 PM

Oh god somebody came.

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2007 06:35 PM

By the way, HELL MAN, you need to sign up in the official thread if you want to particpate in the Mock War.

Homowner Jan 31st, 2007 06:56 PM

Yeah. Fathom Zero led me hear You have him to thank. I notice that Fathom has been hoo hoo'ing me by posting pictures of The A-Train. I would like to let you all know that I was the first person in the history of the internet to post a picture of The A-Train. Thank you all.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 07:00 PM

led you "hear," huh

Terra Jan 31st, 2007 07:32 PM

homowner your village is missing you

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 07:32 PM

Oh, shit, now you've got Terra on your case. You better run, boy!

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2007 07:34 PM

He's too manly, Terra best back off.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 07:36 PM

Guys, I think we should make a rule where we can't ask any faggots from other places to come here because it just leads to shitty stuff like this thread

MrAdventure Jan 31st, 2007 07:38 PM

i think it is pretty clear that i am the winner better luck next time you slobs

Bubsy Jan 31st, 2007 08:20 PM

homeowner more like homeBONER!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

Homowner Jan 31st, 2007 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 464457)
led you "hear," huh

Yes. I learned to hear thanks to him. That was a play on words, using the verb "hear" as the name of a place.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
homowner your village is missing you

No, my village is known as Herndon, not Missing You.

Quote:

Guys, I think we should make a rule where we can't ask any faggots from other places to come here because it just leads to shitty stuff like this thread
This thread is not shitty. This is probably the best thread ever created. That is because it was created by me. I am the best person ever to exist. True story.

Quote:

homeowner more like homeBONER!!!!!!!!!!! :lol
My name already contains sexual innuendo. You have accomplished nothing but the spread of sheer shit-dickery.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 08:40 PM

Seriously, where the fuck are you from

Is it Maddox Addicts

I bet it is

Homowner Jan 31st, 2007 08:44 PM

Maddox is quite brilliant. He has taught me much about ass-kickery and manliness over the years. However, his fans are all dumb cunts, and unworthy of bearing witness to my superiority.

I come from a much better place (although it has fallen victim to cuntiness over the past few weeks). That place is www.hideoutheretics.net

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 08:53 PM

Christ, the fact that you think maddox is brilliant proves what a dumb cunt you are. I used to post on his shit forums, and even then I knew he was a fucking boring unfunny and generally worthless piece of human trash. Leave us the fuck alone and go back to your shitty shit forums before I fucking wreck you.

Homowner Jan 31st, 2007 08:56 PM

Wreck me? Sounds sexy. Sign me up.

xbxDaniel Jan 31st, 2007 08:58 PM

Dude, do you see how he just turned that around on you?!?!?

He's a natural guys, you should totally sign up for Mock Wars. Oh, and if you see a guy named Chojin tell him off. That'd be sooo cool.

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2007 09:01 PM

I am pleased at the amount of "cunts" in this thread.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 09:01 PM

After scrutinizing your forums I can see why you'd wanna come here instead. Is that place some kind of gay radio station fansite or some shit


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