Did you pick out a name or just going to wing it?

Gabby, but not after Gabby Gaga or whatever her name was.

Men are real good at that, though. Mostly with inanimate objects. reference the FAX machine scene from "Office Space". I defy any real man to state they do not identify with Michael in that scene.

Yes, that was her name. :\ Short for Gabrielle, or will that be the "long version"?

You should name your kid Nikkinikkitembonosorembooomamoochigammagammagoochi

...naaaah.

Yes, it'll be short for Gabrielle. We's French round these-here parts.

You ferm MAR-SALES?

Dude, they give you printers free with everything these days. I'm pretty sure I got a printer last time I ordered a double quarter pounder meal.

There is a town here in Ohio, Versailles, that they pronounce VUHRR-SAYUHLLES. That drives me fucking insane. There's also a town called Russia that is pronounced "Rooshie".

On the tour of the Campus Martius museum in Marietta, they always tell you the city is named for Marie Antioinette, because apparently Ohio volunteered to take her to keep her from being guillotined or something but the revolutionary government wouldn't turn her over. She sent them a bell as a thank you but got guillotined anyway. At least, that's the story they tell.

They also pronounce Bellefontaine as Bell-fountain, maybe they took Marie Antioinette's bell and made a fountain out of it?

Around here it sounds more like BAY-uwww-FAWWWN-tunnn.

In other news, I was just reading this on a pregnancy board and this should win some sort of award for ad juxtaposition:

:lol

fabulous

That's beyond creepy.

MAN PHYSICS

Sounds to me that the OB was a guy, and was looking for some action. ;)

:lol that's so bullshit when girls go "oh swallow some jizz ew gross I would never do that how yucky" because THEY ALL DO IT >:

QUIT LYING TO YOURSELVES WOMEN, WE ALL KNOW YOU ENJOY THE JIZZ

Happy Birthday Eric.

:HIGHFIVE

I'm not up on the loop for current dance crazes but I guess there is a CRACK DAT SPONGEBOB. Which is just a basic dance step repeated. While standing on your right leg put your leg leg behind it in the air. Repeat with your other leg. Then repeat with the right. Nothing original.

People need to start being original but until then I've made up a new dance called the CHARLES BARKLEY. Where you do the Charleston and then dunk a basketball. Or the RAY CHARLESTON which is the Charleston with your eyes closed and you hit piano keys while crossing over your legs.

In conclusion...people are stupid.

THE RAY CHARLES BARKLEY SHUT UP AND JAM

apsidha98sda8shda

so i'm sorta back in the friend zone i guess? which i don't think i ever left... it's weird. regardless we're really good friends and maybe sometime in the future we can get down

not the "what if" girl, but the... "the" girl i suppose? like i can meet some bitches here and there but this girl will take the cake ten-fold

i'm at work but i'll be back here later to whine more

JUST JIZZ ON HER, IT'S COOL

AND THEN SHUT UP

AND JAM

SHUT UP AND JAM: GAIDEN

:pagebrak

How's the doctoring going Rankeri?

AOK, brah

Word

Got to open anyone up yet?

not yet but soon


soon

Also, we are going to have a training session with nursing students

I heard Benny Hill music when I read that.

Is it training for you to boss them around? Make them do the dirty work kind of deal?

The "welcome our newest member" feature on these boards has become my number 1 way to track down spammers. Welcome indeed, "essaywriter101".

Also, I usually just delete spam threads if there aren't that many posts in them, so if you're wondering where one went, it gone.

I think it's aiming for co-operation, but I'll let you know when I've experienced it.

Hey us nurses aren't just there to be yelled and harassed. ;) Enough of that from patients.

Do you guys get a lot of spammers on here? I haven't really noticed any myself.
Although, I just realized today that you guys made me a happy birthday thread a month ago (thank you!), so I guess I don't bounce around the threads much. :)

A) Yes, spammers are all over the place sadly (my beloved sports forum is a favorite destination spot for them :( )

B) You should bounce around the threads more

I've even had personalized spam. One spambot made a link to GRIZZLE DAZZLE which was some decorative spam. Unless it was modded into that....I hope it wasn't :(

I AGREE!




tadaoproducts.net

I got one and it said "FUCKING HELL, LOOK AT ALL THESE BRASS FITTINGS, YOU IGNORANT FUCKS"

That's pretty personalized. :picklehat

I just got a computer virus warning complete with security messages and Windows Logos (official looking shit) that exhorted me to REMOVE THESE THREATS. NOW. Then my Norton software gave me a little popup telling me that an attempt to attack my computer was blocked.

HA HA MOFO'S! U LOOSE! :lol2

I always forward the personal inbox spam to -RoG-. Let him handle it :lol

As soon as I see that I close that box and run spybot, adaware, and norton.

Shove that up your pipe virus bitches!:loo

:aok

Oh, that reminds me.

Saw this on the porch of a nearby house...



...still trying to figure out what the hell it's all about.

Haha, awesome

I would think it was crystal clear. They are trying to tell you that pink toilet is female (though the fact that it is pink should have clued us in)

mm-hmm, mm-hmm....and the Christmas tree?

It's pink as well.

They have a baby girl?

They were just trying to spruce it up a bit.

I would call something that small (despite it's pronounced tree shape) a bush, which as we all know a female toilet would have

Why are there so many spammers all of a sudden?

Wow. That's some value! 11 times!

We've finally reached the event horizon where spambots can counter any "prove you're human" test we give them. Artificial intelligence is a reality.

Spambot is aware.

Interesting side note: Publover started off as a spambot for publovers.com, but eventually transformed into a fully-functioning human-like program.

I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT AT ALL

Only we don't even have a simple CAPCHA test to register an account ;<

I've been told that most CAPCHA tests are so easy for spambots to crack these days, that they aren't worth using anymore.
Of course, I was told that by lazy IT guys, so you might want to take that into consideration. :)

there seems to be one implemented

o, there didn't used to be

Boogie said it's been there for a while now. I think he added it today. :/

CHEAP VIAGRA DESIGNER SNEAKERS ABORTION PILLS

I asked Rog about a month ago about putting one in, on account of there being so many spambots showing up, but he assured me that what you see there has been in place for a while. But what is time to a man like Rog?

Dead Milkmen fixed it with an auth code.

http://www.deadmilkmen.com/dmffa/pro...er&agreed=true

you have to click on the link to get taken to a page that tells you what the code is. They used to get spam every hour, but now they get none. Like none ever.

Actually, that makes a lot of sense to me.

It does if you see how Pub picks in March Madness :P

PS: Pub, make sure you enter this years March Madness

I found this funny.

spoiler due to size

aha, white house is bumping the lost finale :)

A mind is simply a collection of matter. Whether it is made from organic or "artificial" matter shouldn't be of any difference to how we treat or accept that mind. Life is an amazing thing.

i don't think we'd have any issue if someone made a robot that would just talk to us and not try to sell us things

it's like ELIZA learned how to post on a internet forum

Ok. That is a fair argument.

sup niggas. i'm eating leftover fried rice, watching home movies, playing with k'nex :)

hey sherlock homo


jerk >:

"Stay safe out there, don't fuck any of those sluts."

so that's how miss lizzy escaped and could find these forums :O

We are the same.

Chat has had the same title for a year. INSANE

Really? This needs fixing.

VIVA!
BRAVO, BRAVO!
FEUER!!!!

NEIN!!
MEIN PANZERWAGENN!
SCHEISSE SCHEISSE!!!

Putting a bunch of red-hots in some hot tea is a good thing.

Forgetting you did it, then slugging down the last inch of tea which has basically become concentrated cinnamon lava, is not as good a thing.

It's like you're having a party going on in your mouth ... with fireworks.

It's more like drinking a melted cinnamon-scented candle.

while it's lit!

When you apply for a job via email, and you send your CV as an attachment, should you also send your cover letter as an attachment, or just type it in the email?

If you attach it, what should you put in the email? "Hey there, here's my resume:" ???

I haven't applied for a job since the invention of email.

I'd do both. Just to be safe.

Usually what I saw with incoming resumes was something along the line of "Please find attached my CV and cover letter", blahblah. Please feel free to contact if any questions, blahblah, looking forward to hearing from you blahblah.

Fair enough, I'll attach it. Ta.

Oh, while you are here; how does one address a female manager? Mr. Blah is easy enough, but Mrs. Blah might be an assumption, and Madame seems even worse.

I'm not going to get this job.

Ms. Maybe?

yes, Ms. or Ms (depending on where you are) is appropriate.

Sorry was late on the reply.

I usually send it like this:

Hey bitch,

Here's my resume, give me a job

In my capacity as personal flunky to the director of a big ER, I saw all sorts of elaborate ass-kissery, and some of it was pretty funny.

The resumes pretty much disappeared into his office. I don't know if he kept them or shredded them or what.

Lol, that'll get you fired on the interview. Totally worth it.

I was taught that you put everything in the body of the email so the company doesn't have to worry about viruses in your attachments.