Willie makes awesome cookies. :eek

I still owe him for the ones I received. :x

My computer now has less than 20% life :( I"M SORRY GUYS BUT IM GOING TO BE LEAVING YOU FOR A WHILE :TEARS

GOOD BYE MY FRIENDS I WILL MISS YOU

MAYBE ILL BE BACK TOMORROW THOUGH CAUSE I MIGHT JUST FIX MY PHONELINE MYSELF

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Don't do anything. Just continue living your life never caring or minding these so called "taxes".

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it probably doesn't matter so much unless you would owe the government money.

i think there's a way to file backtaxes though just talk to some tax dudes

You can file backtaxes and you're in the clear as long as you don't owe anything. I never got my taxes done from last year so I have to file this and last years again.

I knew someone who didn't pay taxes for years at a stretch and collected the letters from the IRS and state in his trunk, where they molded.

If you don't owe the government any money you have up to 3 years to file back taxes and get a refund back.

I know this for a fact because 4 months ago I filed my 2006 taxes and received a cool $1300 back.

I better get on that then.

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

Helsinki Ice, fuck yeah

TURKU MOTHERFUCKER

:lol

Today I found out how heavy water is when you carry a load of laundry up six flights of stairs.

I ordered an herbal smoking blend saturated with synthetic cannabinoids. They came in the mail today!

Smoked 6 bowls of it over the last hour, doesn't do shit. Fucking bananna-smoking erowid assholes.

The weird thing was that Vinny Todd Buttafuoco swears it works, and he doesn't fuck around. So, either I got ripped off or he's trollin'.

what? salvia you rere

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU, BUT YOU COULD NOT BE FOUUUUUUUND

It's not salvia; it's a bunch of herbs saturated with synthetic cannabinoids that are supposed to get you high like weed without containing any substances like THC that get you in trouble during drug tests.

I bought it because I was curious about weed, but can't be arsed to go and make nice with a guy who knows a guy. Anyway, I mad

what the hell do you mean "make nice with a guy who knows a guy", just go to a party for chrissakes

unless you have cocksucker friends who wont pass it along

whaddaya mean "make nice with a guy who knows a guy"? Just go to a damn party

GOD MY PHONE HATES INTERNET

The other truth is that I don't have any friends, except one who I don't talk to anymore and is friends with a bunch of fat mexican chicks who want to jump my bones

Basically, I'm not the first person who'd know where to find a party, and none of my friends really are either

I guess I could just buy seeds from a headshop and grow my own weed, but fuck that, too, I'd rather get more opiates.

MEDICAL MARIJUANA LICENSE wtf

Hey Tadao

didn't you say something about fat mexican girls? clearly they can get you weed

this is true

ENGAGE AND BEWARE OF PRICE GOUGING

SMOKE WEED

GW I COULD PROB. GET YOU WEED I KNOW HELL OF POTHEADS

IF YOU GROW WEED ITLL TAKE LIKE THREE MONTHS SO YOU SHOULD PROLLY JUSt FIND SOMEONE COOl TO BUY IT FROM/PRETEND LIKE YOU HAVE A MIGRAINE AND GO TO THE OREgon CANNABIS CLUB ;/

TIPS FOR BUYING GOOD WEED: MAKE SURE IT DOESNT HAVE SEEDS/LOOK ALL FLAT/SMASHED AND COW PATTYISH. MAKE SURE IT SMELLS LIKE SKUNKS OR CANDY OR COFFEE NOT GRASS ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES grASSY SMELLING WEED IS OK BUT ITS A GAMBLE. ALSO IF ITS ALL DENSE THAT HELPS TOO BUT ITS NOT NECESSARY. ALSO IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE ITS COATED IN SUGAR WHich ARE CRYSTAls AND It Should HAVe prettY BRIGHT HAIRS (ALTHOUGH ITS NOT ALWAYS LIKE THIS) AND it SHOULDNt BE DARK COLORED GREEN. SOMETIMES IF ITS TOO LIGHT GREENISH IT IS SOMETIMES HARVESTED EARLY SO YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THAT TOO, BUT USUALLY itS OKAY. THESE ARE JUST GENERAL GUIDELINES GOOD WEED CAN SOMETIMES TRANScEND ALL OF THIS :O DEFNITLEY WATCH OUT FOR SEEDS/BAD ASMELSLSDS COWPATTYISHNESS
WILLIE PROLLY KNOWS SOME PEOPLE WITH goOD WEED :O

or you could just like not. you know, save your cash and potentially your ass.

I get absolutely brain melting migraines, and people keep telling me I should smoke pot.

First of all, I don't want to fucking smoke pot. Second, if I can't see, have lost feeling and function to half of my body, can't speak, can barely move other than to squirm and scream in pain, how am I supposed to smoke pot?

Nobody answer. I don't want to smoke fucking pot.

my friends always tell me i should smoke pot, because it's not a "big deal and i wont get in trouble", but that's such bullshit here. we have a thing where they put all of the mugshots taken in the last week up online and on the news and over half of our arrests are marijuana related.

it's always listed as possession and it's usually combined with stuff like with driving while impaired, reckless endangerment, probation violation, drug paraphernalia, trafficking marijuana, selling a controlled substance, controlled substance within 300 ft of a school, etcetc. by the time they're done stacking up charges for the hell of it, some of these kids are in 5-10 years.

there are a lot of things you should consider GW, like whether or not you are heavily susceptible to addictions and how your local area treats it. :\

Zhukov, they make drinks, pills, foods, candies and i think patches and shit you can take instead of smoking it (although they prolly dont have a lot of that stuff in australia). but do whatever you feel comfortable with. Personally, if I have a headache -- although its not really quite a migraine -- and I smoke I usually feel a lot better.

GW lives in Oregon (I think) where its practically legal. Where I live (california) if you get caught with under an ounce of weed you just get a misdeamenor charge which is like an 80 dollar fee -- a slap on the wrist.

Also elx, you're an idiot. Just shut up. I hate you. You're so stupid. Most of the stuff you listed has nothing to do with pot but with selling/being an idiot on it. Also "some of these kids?" Ok. Smoking weed and selling it isn't the same thing, yet you are wiling to consider them as a whole and transfer the penalties of the whole onto a smaller part which doesn't carry the same penalties. This is called a fallacy of division.
:BASICREASONINGSKILLS :lol

"GW i should warn you that you shouldn't even consider buying a gun. Many people who have guns end up going to jail for possession of an unlicensed fire arm, concealing a weapon, farting in public, and murder I. Some of these kids end up serving 10-50 years in jail, maybe even life or the death penalty! These are some things you should consider."

OMGWHATAMIDOINGIVEBEENSETUP

you're the one giving the kid a manual on how to obtain and pick quality pot when he simply said he was curious about it, a kid that's already drinking underage and addicted to fucking cigarettes. all i said to him was to make sure he thinks about it and considers the things that are relevant to him and only him, yet i'm the stupid one?

i hope to fucking god that you never reproduce, but i presume that you're as selfish as you are retarded, so there goes that!

I've been prescribed morphine for my headaches, and all it does is make me sleepy rather than stop the pain. I don't take anything for them now. I don't know whether pot would do anything, however, that's not the reason I don't want to try it.

I just find stoned people extremely annoying and they smell. If it was legal I still wouldn't take it, try it or find it less annoying.

:lol

Wait wait wait, GW is a KID? Well I didn't know that.

Also, if Kahl were to reproduce I would be pretty amazed.

why would you be amazed? parenthood among irresponsible dumbfucks is a popular trend these days.

and yes, GW is still very young.

He already does opiates (PROLLY WORSE THAN WEED) and said that he wants to buy some but can't find it, not JUST that he was curious. In fact he already ordered something that is supposed to have the same affect as weed.
Elx, you're stupid because none of the shit you said makes any sense; I'm stupid because I told a kid who was already interested in weed how to get good stuff instead of bad stuff. Basically, I'm stupid because I give people good information and you're stupid because you say stupid shit. I'll take the former.
he's not a kid he's over 18; older than you are I think.

Elx I'm sure you'll have kids but not because you want to. it'll start the night you turn 20something and you finally get over being a prudish cunt so you can pretend to be better than people on the internet, and you'll be desperate to make up for all the years you denied yourself any sort of fun or pleasure so you'll get really drunk and fuck every guy in a bar for like years. You'll finally get pregnant and then you'll be too pretentious and "good" to get an abortion and you'll go back to being a prude until after you have the kid and then you will become addicted to prescription medicines to escape the fact that you've wasted your life in every way possible.

insults by elx: YOURE GONNA HAVE KIDS

"I just find stoned people extremely annoying and they smell. "

If you didn't smoke it and ingested it in another form you wouldn't smell like it and do you find people's grandmothers who take it for their glaucoma to be annoying cause thats kind of mean. they're grandmas for christs sake!

grandmas smell either way

I guess that should say CHILREN

GW is a few months older than me, I'd wager.

is this seriously what the fuck we're talking about

yesterday someone posts a video of jizz in my pants and now one member is telling another member they hope they don't reproduce. are you guys fucking 15?

SMOKE WEED, DRINK UNDERAGE, PIRATE VIDEO GAMES, AND STEAL PORN FUCK YOU

GODDAMN

FUCKING HELL

Sup dood

Zhukov, I've heard that there isn't really anything they have found yet to relieve migraines. I've never had one so I've never looked into it, but I've had a few friends get them and they have said that nothing anyone tells them to do or try helps.

:(

Kahl, you should rape elx and kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

:pagebrak

Rankeri, you fat fucking fuck faced fatty

everyone else is left out for a reason YOU KNOW WHY >:

>:

I just read the last page of this thread.

lolwut?

you should huff poop

CSI Miami, fuck YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

let me see if I can address this clusterfuck in any sort of order

It's literally impossible to become addicted to marijuana. Not in the same way you could be addicted to, oh, heroin, wherein you become physically sick when going for too long without it. Anyone who has ever told you that you can become a marijuana addict is a fucking liar and should be punched directly in the dick. Speaking of heroin, marijuana also won't cause heroin to materialize in front of you and proceed to force you to inject it into your eyeballs. I am saying this in case your DARE officer couldn't be arsed to even repeat false information and just showed everyone in your class Reefer Madness while he went to do something less demeaning.

I am not addicted, I could quit any time I want. Cigarettes and alcohol and all the other loverly substances I put into my system are just so fucking fantastic that, why would I ever want to?

I generally think along these lines, it's just that, if mankind has been toking up for thousands of years, I should at least trust our entire lineage and check out what I'm missing before I denounce an entire subculture and the drug they revolve around.

Also, I'm 19, and fuck you, elx, I'm not taking the advice of a fucking Degrassi character.

You remind me of another 16 year old girl on my other forum. She recently pulled the stick out of her ass and started a love affair with Southern Comfort. She is much more pleasant to be around!

Jenkem is da best

Jenkem is the shit

IT CERTAINLY IS, POINTED WINK

You can become mentally addicted to pretty much anything, but it's true that physical dependencies don't form from marijuana.

However if elx was asking you about addictive personality symptoms she was probably referring to the mental aspect.

Also don't forget to wear a sweater or you might catch a cold and die.

In that case, no, I don't have an addictive personality.

I don't really believe in mental addiction at all, since I'm an adaptive motherfucker, and I've come off physically addictive medications before without much effort.

Granted, I probably could have used the speed, but that shit's neuro-toxic.

I'll say, I hate being around you.

u mad?

If I was mad I would ignore you instead of engage you in fisticuffs. :(

Has anyone else's mouth gone numb after chewing a certain type of gum? Because I chewed a piece of Trident Sweet Mint, my mouth felt like I'd just gotten a shot at the dentist's, and that shit was pretty freaky.

That's odd, don't chew anymore of it.

I definitely won't. I brushed my teeth, used mouthwash, drank a huge glass of gatorade and ate something, and in about half an hour it went away.

maybe its an allergic reaction of some sort. @@

try it on a neighbor kid and see what happens

yeah, but then I'd have to interact with the neighbor kid. No thanks.

Is the neighbors kid allergic to mutual touching?

lol gatorade in a glass

The gallon was a bit much for me at once.

:pagebrak

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LICK IT OFF OF SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN DRINKING IT AND PARTICIPATING IN SPORTS BECAUSE IT SEEPS OUT OF THEIR PORES IN A VARIETY OF NEON COLORS

That "float like a butterfly, float, float, float like a butterfly, and sting like a bee, bee, sting like a bee" commercial annoys the piss out of me.

she's too small i would probably end up murdering her ;/

plus I can't keep it up when I'm banging pretentious girls, she'd probably wear a monocole and the entire time lecture me on how I should be doing it in the appropriate missionary style and how I'm not doing the missionary position right because my penis isn't at the exact pre-determined angle I dunno dude it seems like too much work. I'd probably have to google for like five hours before i could even have sex with her.

yeah you'd just like to be one :rolleyes:

and also i am not a prude in any way shape or form, and if that's how i came across it's ya'lls own fault imo -

aww dont mind them, People like to heckle, but they really love you, and wish they were like you ^.^

blablablablaBLABLAHNAOWnolonger interested in getting up to speed on the chat thread

how yalldoin

I like you elx. You too, Wiffles. :tear

wudoin gris

Writing more crap and laughing at the Racial Slur Database

I really, really adore how slurs like "Ape" and "Ace of Spades" are supposedly "self explanatory", and how the database assures us that the Chinese actually did use to eat their babies

i start classes tomorrow mother fuckers :eek

Congrajamulations, I guess

By this time day after tomorrow, I'll have a kid.

:hypno

Now you should try being yourself.

I wanna see you belly :(

That's a bit of a game-changer.

Prenatal Congratulations! :ouchie

That's a step in the right direction! its just a shame thst all the shit you feel like saying is unintentionally retarded!

:lol just kidding you're alright.

I FIXED MY OWN WORLD WIDE INTERNETS :O

but for some reason my phone still doesn't work ;/ maybe it got shut off or something.

I'm an effing moron. I can't ever read the instructions and do something right the first time. I always do it wrong first, then see what I did, fix it, then I'm OK from then on. This happened to me twice today. Does anyone else suffer from this condition?

Sometimes, but sometimes making mistakes instills theknowledge deep within your mind :O

Ain't it the truth. :(

Those mistakes I won't make again. :tear

:party

Don't you work with chemicals? :(