god I miss her :(

after she was with me she said she could never love another

Have you done the Let's Get To Know You thread yet? We here at I-Mockery (at least the people who matter) have a pretty good knowledge of each other. That's kind of what seperates us from other internet forums.

:rolleyes

I have, yes. I was highly medicated the first week I posted here but I do remember doing that.

if I had a dollar for every time I herd that one :tear

SHE SAID IT, YOU KEEP DREAMIN'

Now that I think about it, I've never made a post in the Let's Get To Know You thread :(

No wonder I've never reached the status of cool kid, I'm an outsider :x

I don't remember seeing it. Link?

That's not the only thing keeping you down, Finland :rolleyes

Well as Esuohllim would say: Rankeri you fat fuck.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showp...postcount=3567


I'm old *cry*

im older :x

i love you willie

but you are a legend and i am just old.

Well first off I see you are almost 30 (which means you have no business being on the internet rly), jobless, AND live in Oregon.

The next logical question is: How much meth do you do on a regular basis. Does Sam know about this?

I'm trying my best you know :(

Willie is an internet legend.

I am not jobless, I am old, I live in Oregon, and I only take legal drugs.

What is your definition of legal drugs exactly?

thx :) :(

i love you Willie

Me 3

thx :( :)

percocet, vicodin, oxycontin.

Mattjack what ever happened to that indian girl

She got a job working for the postal service. Which was kind of ironic that she works for the government that slaughtered her people :\

As for the one with legs she went back to Pakistan I think.

I'm sure the government will screw her almost as hard as I did.

YOU SON OF A BITCH

Kitsa you didn't have to ps your face on that one in the front to get your point across.

sik burn

Well it's 6pm so it's time to start drinking and hollering at traffic as it passes my front porch

ill holler at yall later

ps: Elx go eat a steak or two.

:lol

It's only a sik burn if you snortle to yourself as you think of what to say, right before you go back to crying and rummaging around in the front of your piss-stained tighty whities.

So I guess I'll give you that one.

no wonder she fell for satchmo

you can't tell me what to do :(

Fuck I have a headache.

vicodin? I can't take them till monday anyway.

i'm sorry kitsa :(

poor kitsa :(
see what you did aimless?

I know, I'm a terrible headache inducing whore. That's why I like sam, he's into dirty whores.

No, I slept wrong, it happens all the time and when it does I'm just fucked for the rest of the day.

What are they putting in Tylenol right now, anyway? Because it feels like they're filling up the little capsules with flour or something.

THIS IS TRUE, I ONLY FANCY THE FILTHIEST OF WHORES

i think it's voodoo dust

THEY REMIND YOU OF MOMMY.

Oreos may fix this. I'll give that a try.

oreos make my soul happy <3

You really want people to like you don't you?

I've got this awesome book on how to be popular that you should read.

naah

Don't mess with elx, she's HARD AS FUCK.

Oreos helped a little.

Thank you elx for the paint-y rainbows of hope.

fuck

that's what i was thinking.

YAY PAINT RAINBOWS!

And I do feel better. Cool.

3rd cup of wild turkey and grape koolaid, today will be interesting....
Weeeeeeeeeee dogggggieeeeees!

Whoa there partner. What's with the harsh language?

fuck

fuck AND shit :(

PISS

You better pack a lunch

I got the munchies

Better than having herpes.

I had a dream last night that my cat had all four claws dug into the ceiling, eating paint or drywall or whatever the ceiling's made of, and when I called his name he twisted his head around like that baby in Trainspotting and stared at me.

Ugh.

I had a dream like that, only it was my dog clinging to the ceiling and when I called his name he twisted his head around and barked at me, but instead of making a bark sound it just went "Souls!"

I just finished a couple of dried apple heads, I'll try to post them soon.

Maybe I AM A SPAMBOT ;)

Maybe not.

take it or leave it really.

ELX, can I have a picture?

Domino, Mother ******!

You channelling Danny, there, 10K? :séance

RAGING PIZZAHOLIC

What ever happened to Danny?

who the fuck is danny?

Liquidstatistics.

that kind of picture? :(

I want one please. :)

Am I alone in believing that Goldfish crackers taste like nothing in particular and are not nearly as remarkable as they're made out to be?

I fucking hate those cracker ass crackers

and i'm not too fond of cheez-its either

I'm not sure. My work internet explorer doesn't let certain pictures show up. Thank you though :)


I also do not like cheez-its or goldfish or cheese in a can.

String cheese is the bomb though.

You got a pretty awesome picture there. May I have one too, please? :\

most definitely, but right now i have to go back to school work. :(

p.s - theleader, sorry, couldn't think of anything else, but the affection is still there!

WTF?! Your not human!

lol, I'm not a lot of things. I'm just not a fan of things that come in tubes....or mayo.

STOP DISCOURAGING JAKE YOU FAGS!

Jake actually seems like a decent guy. Hell, if he's serious about the book thing, that's even better. Johnny C and 90'schild on the other hand..

He's already been published. He was some kind of kid genius writer or some shit.

Jake has already been published? Is it on Amazon?

I don't know what for though.

http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=1187919

So you have to finish the story in "The Unwritten Book?" I hop it's like Madlibs!

Edit: Wait, it's just 666 blank pages? How fucking lazy can you get?!

OH COME ON! THAT IS THE GREATEST GIF EVER!

aaaaaaaaaaawwww

The last self proclaimed kid genius to grace these forums was a complete pompus wind-bag. Jake doesn't really seem so inclined, and that hurts his chances of joining this so called community.

i-mockery has a genius highschool boy? :love

edit: oh i see, nevermind. :(

He's not self proclaimed. But I'm sure his mom tells him that a lot.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14260 He would have liked you elx.

Also, Tadao, I didn't say JAKE was self proclaimed - I just said he wasn't too far up himself. If you talk to him on MSN or whatever, tell him to come back to these forums, but just do so with a more relaxed attitude that is far more open to sarcasm and jibes. But I'm sure you've already done that.

I'm gonna give him some time and then talk to him. I guess the reason why I created that thread is so that people don't jump all over him if he does decide to jump magically re appear.