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Sam I do not like your new avatar because i always think you are shukov
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speaking of synthetic burgers and great ol' america, in the past fourty years McDonalds has been accused of meat-foolery many a times. but there were two particular rumors that stood out (seperated by 20 years): a) that mcdonalds burgers contained earthworms b) that the patties were formed using cow eyeballs
McDonalds' response to these accusations? They chose to point out the illogical reasoning in the myths by informing people that there's no way they'd use cow eyeballs or earthworms as substitutes in their food, because both of those items are more expensive than beef. |
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It amazes me that they found that response so reassuring that they decided to recycle it a generation later
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to be fair i don't think that shit costs more than beef
it's a pretty renewable resource i suppose feed em beef, get beef-shit. feed em beef-shit, get shit. feed em shit, get more shit. hope you assholes like your quarter pounders. |
I'm sure it would probably cost more to form shit into beef, especially with the research costs. I'm almost positive that there's no machine where you feed shit in and out pops a burger on the other side.
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WRONG. A TIME MACHINE.
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If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block
time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys :( |
I GOT A CAN OF WORMS FOR YOU ALL TO OPEN IT'S CALLED SHUT THE FUCK UP. >:
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WHEN IN THE GODDAMN HELL HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ME, AT ANY POINT, TO BE PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP?
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once you open the can though its no longer shut up ;/
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can we turn this can of worms into a burger? i hear worms are more expensive than beef and thus more tasty.
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YOU CAN TURN IT INTO SOME SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THEN THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO WITH IT I SUGGEST YOU ALL TRY IT.
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can i get a sample
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ALL YOU DO IS STIFLE CREATIVE THOUGHT PROCESS PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY HUMANITY STILL HASN'T INVENTED THE GODDAMN TIME MACHINE |
What the shit? Khal is back? :eek
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I DON'T FEAR I AM DESCENDING INTO THE MOLTEN CORE
SO FAR I HAVE NOT FOUND THE SCIENCE |
khlal invented a time machine and went back and didnt get heself banned
also sam why you so mean |
is this houw you play the INterneT?
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I'M NOT MEAN JUST SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSH UTUP
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DID SOMEONE SAY LOUDER?
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CAUSE WE CAN DO THAT
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