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soundtest Jul 17th, 2005 06:43 PM
Man Dies after having Sex with Horse
 
http://shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=49133

Quote:
Man Dies after having Sex with Horse

A Seattle man died July 2, 2005 after engaging in sexual activities with a horse being boarded at a farm. The police were not notified until after his death at Enumclaw Community Hospital.


Sgt. John Urquhart stated that they were able to determine the man's home address by reviewing the security cam footage and checking the license plate of a driver that dropped him off at the hospital.


Deputies were at his farm in the Enumclaw area, but don't believe any crime has been committed because bestiality isn't against the law in Washington State. At best there may be evidence of 'animal cruelty' which is an offense in Washington.

Source: seattletimes.nwsource.com

Helm Jul 17th, 2005 10:07 PM
....yet many women survive!

maggiekarp Jul 17th, 2005 11:06 PM
Women can have a whole baby up their vagina. I don't know if men can have one in their butt.


Wait, we need more information, here. Was the man having sex done unto him, or was he behind the horse and his torso was kicked off or something?

(And I suppose there's the thing about bestiality being legal in Washington.)

Emu Jul 17th, 2005 11:43 PM
It's not legal, it's just not illegal. :rolleyes

Yggdrasill Jul 18th, 2005 12:58 AM
R.I.P Tom Green. :(

kellychaos Jul 18th, 2005 05:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by maggiekarp
Women can have a whole baby up their vagina. I don't know if men can have one in their butt.


Wait, we need more information, here. Was the man having sex done unto him, or was he behind the horse and his torso was kicked off or something?

(And I suppose there's the thing about bestiality being legal in Washington.)
Translation: Who was the pitcher and who was the catcher?

That horse was beggin' for it, dressed up all in that saddle n' shit.

soundtest Jul 19th, 2005 12:48 AM
Apparently he was receiving and died from internal bleeding.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/...tion&dpfrom=th

kellychaos Jul 19th, 2005 05:31 PM
After all the emergency room urban legends I've heard, I would have expected better from an asshole. >:

Helm Jul 19th, 2005 06:04 PM
don't think capacity was the issue, but violent thrusting

Dole Jul 19th, 2005 06:11 PM
his last words: 'WHOA, Horsie!'

Helm Jul 19th, 2005 06:13 PM
haha

Zero Signal Jul 21st, 2005 10:36 AM
Goatse to the rescue.

kellychaos Jul 21st, 2005 05:17 PM
"I didn't even get a chance to ask his name!" :(



Ace Rimmer Aug 7th, 2005 01:34 AM

kellychaos Aug 8th, 2005 05:16 PM
Ass rimmer. :lol

Royal Tenenbaum Aug 9th, 2005 07:39 PM
I just read on Savafe Love that the video of the incident was leaked online. :puke

sadie Aug 9th, 2005 11:32 PM
"ass rimmer" is too good a name for the person who forced the image of this thread's main idea back into the forefront of my mind. >:


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