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liquidstatik Jul 16th, 2004 09:52 PM

I HAVE A QUESTION K :(
 
There's this girl from my school and she's all liek 'DANNY I WANT YER WANKER' but she's all sluty and gross. :x

SHOULD I HIT IT?



Oh and she's hot. :(

Matt Harty Jul 16th, 2004 09:56 PM

How many other people do you know that she's hit. :o

liquidstatik Jul 16th, 2004 09:57 PM

Well.. she's 16(same as me) and she's had secks with liek 20 different guys. Most of them over 20 years old. And she says she doesnt have any diseases but yu know.. :/

the[Hitman] Jul 16th, 2004 10:09 PM

just do her in the butt...

da blob Jul 16th, 2004 10:10 PM

poor little girl. Tell her vaginal orgasm will probably not come before she's 25 or so, no need to try so hard. masturbation would be more useful, in fact.

Jixby Phillips Jul 16th, 2004 10:10 PM

take some pictures of her and post htem

Matt Harty Jul 16th, 2004 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
Well.. she's 16(same as me) and she's had secks with liek 20 different guys. Most of them over 20 years old. And she says she doesnt have any diseases but yu know.. :/

If you don't feel insecure about being worse than the other 20 than go ahead. Try to stop her from liking older guys and secks you every day. :o

Watch out for AIDS :eek :eek

sadie Jul 16th, 2004 10:30 PM

Quote:

she's all sluty and gross.
Quote:

Oh and she's hot.
?

liquidstatik Jul 16th, 2004 10:31 PM

She's a very pretty lady.. but she does it a lot with a lot of people so that makes her real gross. And her vagina is prolly ugly, too. :(

Jixby Phillips Jul 16th, 2004 10:35 PM

please take pictures of her i dont care if shes naekd or anything post them here

Pancakes Jul 16th, 2004 10:42 PM

yea plz if shes pretty i can give you TIPS lol not the moeny

Sethomas Jul 16th, 2004 10:44 PM

You should have a threesome with her and your best friend, whose homophobia is obviosly a reaction to his latent bisexuality.

Methuselah Jul 17th, 2004 01:35 PM

Well you could always look and see what type of person she is. I mean is she like someone you could be friends with or is she just a girl you would have sexs with? And just give me her first name because I am making a chart of relations between hot girls and their names, so as in alot of girls with this name are usualy hot. Just something I am doing. But I say just ask your self if it is worth it.

liquidstatik Jul 17th, 2004 01:41 PM

HER NAME IS MALLORY :X

AChimp Jul 17th, 2004 02:25 PM

I AGREE WITH JIXBY. POST PICS PLS. THX.

Pub Lover Jul 17th, 2004 04:19 PM

Re: I HAVE A QUESTION K :(
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
'DANNY I WANT YER WANKER'

I know 'wanker' is colloquial & shit, but I'm pretty certain that's the wrong use of the word unless she's asking for the masturbator that you own. :(

There are enough penis euphemisms already, without misusing other words to try & look cool. >:

sadie Jul 17th, 2004 04:39 PM


liquidstatik Jul 17th, 2004 04:48 PM

Re: I HAVE A QUESTION K :(
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
'DANNY I WANT YER WANKER'

I know 'wanker' is colloquial & shit, but I'm pretty certain that's the wrong use of the word unless she's asking for the masturbator that you own. :(

There are enough penis euphemisms already, without misusing other words to try & look cool. >:

SHUT UP

Pub Lover Jul 17th, 2004 04:53 PM

:lol

AChimp Jul 17th, 2004 06:06 PM

:O

STATIK THINKS HE'S COOL BECAUSE ROG YELLED AT HIM. :lol

liquidstatik Jul 17th, 2004 06:13 PM

What :(

Cosmo Electrolux Jul 17th, 2004 06:41 PM

actually, static is a fucking idiot, regardless of his goddamned post count.

Pub Lover Jul 17th, 2004 06:50 PM

Has this postcount bullshit really pissed you off so much you must obsess over it in your every post today? :lol

Matt Harty Jul 17th, 2004 06:58 PM

Cosmo appeared and got pissed off about everything one day.

mubert Jul 17th, 2004 07:52 PM

as long as she dont have gonorrhea, its all good. just make sure she doesnt bite your cock off. also, when you do her, dont use a condom, and when she gets pregnant, laugh your ass off, get a restraining order, and move very far away


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