I am now officially, a NINJA! >:
 

YEAH BITCH :ninja

Where's your Ninja High School diploma?

I burned it. I must not leave any trace of myself.

I am a Kunochi, a female ninja. :bow

I'm only an inja. INJA MAMA!

:rolleyes

Oh yeah, well I'm a... mura... po... shi... chi.


Yeah, one of those.

I'm Matt.

that wasn't funny, now prepare for my blade. >:

Spectre, although I am a mere woman, please allow me the honor of avenging this insult against you. :bow

You are not a mere woman, you are indeed a very valiant warrior. You may avenge this insult. :avenge

Thank you. *commences slicing the offenders reproductive organs off*

I have folded his amputated genitals into a lovely swan...keep it, as a symbol of your great honor. :bow

you are ndeed an honorable warrior and I am also honored that you have fought for me. I shall keep this lovely swan and guard it with my life. :bow

Wait a sec, if I still have my male genetalia organs, whose did you take?

you silly little man. You are traumatised. Your mind is so shocked that it makes you thik that you still have your genitalia, wheras you actually, do not anymore. Now, face my steel. :ninjasword

Which one of you geeks are the DM? Somebody needs to roll the dice. Shit or get off the pot. 18 hit points yeah!

edit for punctuation les sadie hiss.

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS REPRESENT

:rolleyes

I HATE THIS THREAD AND IT IS VERY OFFENSIVE TO ME, MY CULTURE AND MY RELIGION >:

Is this the Wiffles appreciation thread? :rolleyes

0ri3nt4l 4dv3ntur3s 0wnz y00

THIS THREAD MAKES ME AND MY NON EXISTANT FETUS CRY :(

Worse yet, this thread makes Wiffles cry.

why the fuck are you responding for wiffles?

Phantom Penis :(