how vaginal :\

ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE

I thought you said you made him "top". I need to get my mind out of the gutter....don't you work at a bar though? I'm sure you have pickens available.

speaking of ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE, have you guys ever had somebody making out on your neck/right on your ear? do you realize how disgusting it sounds when you do that to us? because that's our ear... so when you do that we hear all of those noises that your mouth is making amplified past 11:( never do that

some people like those sounds

That's why you gotta be quiet about it. Plus if you do it right you get the TINGLIES

Its more about the feelings than the sounds. Every girl/guy/... I've been with loved having their neck/ear caressed with tongue. Maybe I'm just really good at it though.

I want to make jokes about so many things in this thread - Milhouse and sex (because lol), elx being elx, and 10K and his ellipses.

w/e

Dude, ears? No.

Neck yes. Many yes.

Ears. No. That's on par with feet and bellybuttons.

Oh Shrub. You don't even know.

I have been with ladies who like ear shenanigans, and those who like it not so much, so I guess it depends on the girl

They just might not know they like it yet.

maybe you dont like having your ears slurped on but what about biting :O

Love the neck. I go straight for the neck. I'm a biter and I've had an illustrious career at it with many commendations.

Elx your guy must really suck if he can't get the neck/ears (it's a pretty sensitive area) feeling good.

Still no. I once had a dude manage to get my 1.6 mm ball closure out of my ear and tear my earlobe. That was probably the least gross ear chewing I've had.

Sounds like he didn't know what he was doing.

have you ever had a S/O that ritualistically pecked/kissed the top of your head/forehead after fooling around? my guys always do this and I can't stand it. that's like as half-assed as it gets and should only be reserved for grandmas/toddlers >:

OK, it's at this point where you stop playing those female mind games that y'all like so much and tell us what you don't like so that we stop doing it. We're not mind readers and we're not going to think anything of it if you keep it to yourself

Elx: most guys i've been with have been nerds who I intimidate the fuck out of. They'd only try it as a joke, and remain out of punching distance.

Milhouse backwards: I don't like monobrows, baths, dirty washing-up sponges and untidy bedrooms.

Whatever your man does is your own fault since you didn't teach him otherwise.

Biting *everything* is wonderful.

why would you assume that we're like this? I myself have a very specific look of disapproval, which involves a scrunched up face and a shakey head movement. it's not a mind-game, just subtle enough to not interrupt and universally clear enough to get the point across.

no.. biting a girls tits will get you kneed real quick. you should know better!

:rollin'maheyes