I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

I have been rolling with the punches as you put it... I've stayed calm and restrained myself, but I'm through resisting your insults. I should have just ignored them in the first place now that I realize it.

:tear

Tadao

Oct 1st, 2008 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeOfAllTrades (Post 582334)

ROG, Protoclown, even you Max Burbank, what are you going to do about this situation so that something like this never happens again?

:chatter

Pub Lover

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:05 AM

In the old days baiting fools was what they all did on here. :( :gigh

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 583713)

This has all lost its novelty. Let it be, he'll stop posting eventually. Either that or he'll an hero after said otaku girl sprays him with mace, or aerosol wasabi, or whatever the hell they use in Japan.

NO, YOU SHUT UP! >:

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:08 AM

Lord Somethingshitty thinks he is an authority on the forums. Give that man a hall pass sash.

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:12 AM

LordSappington 07:58 PM Private Messaging

I'm sure he is just recommending me for a Vet position.

Pub Lover

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:13 AM

Shit I take forever to type when I'm this drunk, I was going to say that. :x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583718)

Lord Somethingshitty thinks he is an authority on the forums. Give that man a hall pass sash.

He has been here for a very long time now, maybe he should be made a vet.

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Haha, yeah rite. :rolleyes[/flash]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583625)

The fool got secret and sacred confused.

I was the first one to say secret in that thread, I hope you're not calling me a fool. :(

I was surprised to find that the cowboy thread did predate my time here, I suppose I just remember reading all the backthreads and pretending I was involved. :(

Pub Lover

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:15 AM

No. Wait, what do pronouns mean? I think you should both be vets, that would be great,. :)

[code]like i fuckin care, gigh you bastards[/codessssdsdd

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:24 AM

Attacking minute sentence structure flaws is the final attack of a cornered Sappington. If he feels that he has averted attention from himself, he will puff out his cheek pouches in the attempt to attract a mate. Sadly, all females can smell the nut cancer in his urine stained Hanes pull ups and while laughing at him have sex with his father instead.

LordSappington

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583727)

Better than starting a flame war to prove your vet status. LOL NEWB LET'S GET HIM
But to be fair, he IS a pretty big douche, and that's from ME.
Also, I don't give a fuck about vet status. All it proves is that so far, you STILL haven't found anything better to do.

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:34 AM

:lol

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once again aspie boy you got it all wrong you really dont pay attention

LordSappington

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:35 AM

Or maybe I've been jerking your chain all along. :)
You're not the only person in the world who likes to fuck around with people.

Pub Lover

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:36 AM

lol at you guys talking about vet bullshit.

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[flash]seriously guys it isn't real :hypno

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583727)

while laughing at him have sex with his father instead.

I was pretty sure I made the suggestion that The Leader was an unclefucker earlier.

Then I remembered that song from the southpark movie (whichI haven't seen) and regreted the post

then whenI went back the post wasn't there. :eek

I was so close to breaking out the dilbert porn & postfloods. >:

:rawr

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 583734)

Or maybe I've been jerking your chain all along. :)
You're not the only person in the world who likes to fuck around with people.

Dood, you so powned me! :highfive

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fucking cornered aspie

LordSappington

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:42 AM

BUT IF VET STATUS ISN'T REAL WHAT DO WE HAVE TO LIVE FOR

Zomboid

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:44 AM

Tadao hasn't even been here a year. Why would you think he's a "vet?"

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:45 AM

Like I said, he doesn't understand what is going on around him.

Pub Lover

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:46 AM

Check his join date, Z-Man. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 583731)

'Three aspects of communication patterns are of clinical interest: poor prosody, tangential and circumstantial speech, and marked verbosity. Although inflection and intonation may be less rigid or monotonic than in autism, people with AS often have a limited range of intonation; speech may be unusually fast, jerky or loud. Speech may convey a sense of incoherence; the conversational style often includes monologues about topics that bore the listener, fails to provide context for comments, or fails to suppress internal thoughts. Individuals with AS may fail to monitor whether the listener is interested or engaged in the conversation. The speaker's conclusion or point may never be made, and attempts by the listener to elaborate on the speech's content or logic, or to shift to related topics, are often unsuccessful.'
According to wikipedia, all of us here are Aspie's. Go figure.

I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT, OMG GUYS I HAVE ASPERGERS :x

LordSappington

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583742)

Like I said, he doesn't understand what is going on around him.

Then where does that leave you?

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:52 AM

:highfive Lord Sappington! You powned me again!

LordSappington

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:55 AM

Stop dodging the question. Or is it too socially awkward for you to answer?

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:56 AM

Fuck, why are you never on MSN when you're that drunk?

....I really should have read everything else that was just said. My OCD is kicking in.

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 12:58 AM

I'm am now sweet stuff. I was just playing with the Aspie until something interesting happened. And baby, you are in ter rest ing!

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 01:00 AM

I was talking to Pub, I don't have your MSN... oh wait. And my god that was so sinceeeeeeere

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 02:53 AM

I'm eating the candy we bought for trick or treaters.
And it's gooood.

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:09 AM

Goddammit Jeanette get on AIM, I NEED to talk to you.

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:16 AM

Damit Janet

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:19 AM

Smarties Sugar Rush!
:hypno:eek:hypno:eek:hypno

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:23 AM

:party:party:party:party
:party:party:party:party
:party:party:party:party
:party:party:party:party
:party:party:party:party

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:29 AM

christ, now I want smarties. You gotta suck 'em til they're powder SUCK 'EM I SAY

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:31 AM

I like putting the whole roll in my mouth and crunching them til my teeth hurt.

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:39 AM

Anyone else still attempt to snort pixie sticks?
Sometimes I think, that's not going to hurt THAT bad.
Then I do it, and it burns. It burns bad.

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:42 AM

OWOWOWOWWWWWW now I'm going to try that

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:42 AM

Will you ladies sort it off my cock?

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:45 AM

I don't snort off of people, too much goes to waste.
And I'm normally not that drunk.

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:45 AM

Not like I would want you to.

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:45 AM

:tear

RaNkeri

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:45 AM

Pixie sticks? You guys are pussies! Here in north we snort ammonium chloride :rolleyes

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:47 AM

I prefer to stick the tube up my nose then tear the bottom of the tube off and get as much as possible at once.
That'll teach me not to do it again, I say each time.

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:48 AM

Why, yes I am that drunk

executioneer

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 583787)

Pixie sticks? You guys are pussies! Here in north we snort ammonium chloride :rolleyes

you can't eat sugar or you will d!e

RaNkeri

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:49 AM

Fuck, you're rig-

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:50 AM

Don't die diabetes man :tear

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:50 AM

Diabetes strikes again

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:51 AM

What about that LiknDip powder?
Is that as tart as pixie sticks?

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:54 AM

I always thought that stuff was... wait, you're right. The stick you licked was sweet, but the powder was tart. I wonder if it's the same powder?

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:56 AM

Please stop talking about licking and sucking.

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 03:57 AM

No, I don't think so, it's a little bit different. From what I remember the LiknDip stuff would stain your hands, pixie sticks didn't stain.
I'm trying to think of a powdered candy that won't burn as much.

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:00 AM

I used to just eat the dip stix straight and poor the powder down my gullet.

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:01 AM

It's been such a long time for either, I guess I can't reply with any knowledge. Powdered candy ummm I suppose powdering hard candy doesn't necessarily count

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:02 AM

Ooooooooh but the stick was sooooo sweet! Crap, myspace talk

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:03 AM

Yeah, the dipping sticks were the best part of those packages.
Hmmm maybe I could try powdering one of those?
Hard candies, unless they're like the dipping sticks, aren't easy to crush up. It ends up feeling like broken glass in your nose.

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:05 AM

I was thinking, what if you smashed up sweet tarts? I think it would be pretty difficult, but it might be less stingy than anything else.

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:07 AM

Sweet Tarts are way too tart and would burn.
I tried confectioner's sugar, but it gunks up and you get weird white boogers for a couple days.

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:10 AM

Who the fuck is Phantom Werewolf?

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:13 AM

A werewolf that is, by his nature, secretive and hard to see? I DON'T KNOW I'M GUESSING

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:14 AM

Happy Birthday Phantom Werewolf

Hope you're not this gay

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:18 AM

I keep waiting for someone to make a humourous followup to this, because I can't come up with one.

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 583807)

Happy Birthday Phantom Werewolf

Hope you're not this gay

http://phantomwerewolf.deviantart.com/gallery/

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:21 AM

Oh, so he totally is that gay, so sorry CIG

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:22 AM

Fuck!
He IS that gay.

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:22 AM

What the fuck is this?

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:23 AM

Can I say Jinx? I can't, can I? fuck.

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:25 AM

I'm too old for jinx.

That picture scares me.

SUPER DUPER RAPE

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:26 AM

Damnit, logical thought says I'm too old for Jinx too. FUCK

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:28 AM

yukinimura-chan Viewing Thread
Leaving the Loveline forum for a while

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:29 AM

I pick and choose my maturity levels.
Punch Buggy, now THERE'S a game!

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583816)

yukinimura-chan Viewing Thread
Leaving the Loveline forum for a while

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Somehow not surprised.....

yukinimura-chan

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:30 AM

Unlike Jake, I won't run... so good luck trying to get rid of me

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:30 AM

Just cause it involves physically harming someone!

fuck yes I love that game

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yukinimura-chan (Post 583819)

Unlike Jake, I won't run... so good luck trying to get rid of me

Please stay! We need a good joke.

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:32 AM

Someone stick a Vegeta figure up his ass until he squeals.

yukinimura-chan

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:33 AM

can you not read? I said I WON'T leave...

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:34 AM

:tear

yukinimura-chan

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:35 AM

I could keep the war going if you really wanted, you know I'm actually having fun...

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:41 AM

war? lol

yukinimura-chan

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:44 AM

yeah, I mean why get bent out of shape? I can play along... it's only the internet. You didn't really think I was mad did you?

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:49 AM

Page Brak you little fuck or get out!

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:51 AM

:pagebrak
Late but not too too late

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:52 AM

Fuck n shit. If your gonna hang out, learn the rules.

yukinimura-chan

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:55 AM

sorry man, I didn't know... I'll keep that in mind.

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 04:59 AM

It's ok. Your new.

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 05:01 AM

yukinimura-chan

Oct 2nd, 2008 05:02 AM

so about tearing apart that jake guy, it seems to me you all enjoy it... please don't tell me I'm his replacement. I've looked at what he writes about, there is no way I'm going to be more open than what I've stated earlier... he pretty much invited attack.

of course, it might just be fun... I'll be sure to let you guys have some fuel for the fire.

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 05:03 AM

I POSTED A BABY GODDAMMIT

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 05:05 AM

LOOK AT THAT A BABY

Asila

Oct 2nd, 2008 05:07 AM

I'M BEIN SERIOUS HERE MY BRAIN ISN'T WORKING SO WELL RIGHT NOW

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 05:07 AM

IT'S GOT A FUCKING SNOT BUBBLE

Tadao

Oct 2nd, 2008 05:08 AM

For one, get rid of the anime avatar. We get that you like Japanese things, but if that is all you have going for you, go elsewhere.

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 05:09 AM

Fuck this.
I'm moving on to goats.

yukinimura-chan

Oct 2nd, 2008 05:09 AM

so? weren't you all attacking me earlier? and about this jake guy... he makes it too easy, I question now if I want to ruin what you all already have. I mean it's easy to pick on a newbie, but won't the old punching bag feel left out?

the avatar stays... sorry, it's drawing you like a moth to flame. I'll post on the gaming board if you want.

Dixie

Oct 2nd, 2008 05:10 AM