You need to read the rest of the thread where Microshock tries to ruin the event. It got moved to general and then locked after Chojin dropped the hammer on Microshock

damn i got caught up now too :O

lolatadjectiveform:highfive

I'm only a little bit into it so far, but I admit I love how annoyed people were with Microshock, especially Pancakes starting the third page with RAGE

Why the hell to people continue to genuinely and earnestly with fifteen year old children

IM GONNA PLUG MY SHIT KARAOKE VIDEO IN HERE TOO, OK GUYS

You inspire me to want to do drunk karaoke

This is inconcievable

OMG

Haha excellent song choice.

LET THIS SINK IN FOR A MOMENT

ARGUE, I swear to God I was talking about arguing with the children



THE SOCIAL WORKERS NEVER PROVED ANYTHING

I believe you, Gris. And I'm sure that's of great comfort to you.

BTW, where is Danny? :(

EDIT: Spot on rendition, Willie! :rock

Well done, Willie! :)
Was it painful to get your voice to go that high?

nope i'm tolerably adequate at modulating my voice pitch

you're just lucky i didn't decide to do tiptoe thru the tulips :lol

danny as in danny tatom? i talk to him on twitter and he sends me music every now and then. i <3 him, but i don't think he's coming back :( long live liquidstatik

I'm woozy, guys. I start a philosophy class tomorrow that's gonna kick even my very manly balls.

It wasn't about his age, it was about his blatant douchebaggery and that he became more and more determined to grinch up the event.

EDIT: I think you'll love what Dixie did too. (that part might be in the part that got broke off and moved to General)

As I understand it, not only did he grinch up THIS year, but he does similar crap EVERY year. Makes me wonder why he was allowed to participate in the first place.

Still, it made for good mockery fodder. What can one expect from a dude named µ:shocked

Yeah, when he bitched about how bad he thought the gift he got was I verbally beat him over the head with the garbage he has given in the past. That amused me

WTF did he get that he was crying about?

Ugh, my dog just puked bile all over her crate, then when I let her out to clean it she walked right through it and tracked yellow bile pawprints all over the house :(

WHO DOESN'T WANT TO GET DOWN AND SCRUB BILE OUT OF THE CARPET?

KITSA DOESN'T WANT TO GET DOWN AND SCRUB BILE OUT OF THE CARPET!

:( :( :(

Its just natural for a dog to step in any spilt bodily fluids. Its just how nature made them. :(

the bitch of all of this is that I got a great compact carpet shampooer that would have taken care of this in no time, but I lent it to someone in order to impress upon them how cool it was and how they needed one. :lol

Awww... Damn the timing. :(

I love that this guy is pictured with Bill Clinton.

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