Hey! Stop Stabbing Me!
 

Has anyone else seen this movie? It's semi-recent, I think. Independent film. The story follows our hero, Herman Schumacher, as he's kicked out of his dorms ridiculously early after graduating college. He moves into a house with four other guys, and there's a bunch of signs that vaguely resemble makeshift tombstones in the backyard.

Oh, and it's pretty much the funniest movie ever. Everything's completely deadpan. For instance, Herman goes over to his best friend's house after being ousted from his dorm. The following occurs.

"I was wondering man, could I crash at your place for like, a week? Just until I can get my own place?"

"Eeeesh...Normally that would be totally cool, but I don't think my wife would be cool with it."

"Your what?"

"I'm getting married tomorrow!"

"And you didn't invite me?!?"

"That's because Susan hates you."

"She's never met me!"

"That's because she hates you."

"Huh?"

"I can never see you again, bro. Hope you understand. It was nice seeing you though!" -SHOVES OUT DOOR-

Honestly, if Rog's zombie movie ever gets made, it'll probably be this+zombies. Check it out. Srsly.

Hmm... the cover alone makes it look like another one of those bad spoof movies like "Scary Movie". o.O

Oh god, no. Nononono. It isn't. At ALL. I don't think they even reference another horror movie in the film. Trust me, Rog, Illegally Downl...err...BUY this masterpiece. You won't be disappointed.

It also features Percutzitwuzzel, the creature that lives in the basement and eats socks.

It can't we worse than "Shriek if you know what I did last friday the thirteenth." :x

So, did anyone actually watch this?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I tried to not even look at this thread. Let alone watch this shit. :lol

You suck at life. Real hard. This movie is fucking awesome. IT IS NOT A PARODY MOVIE.

Sure. :rolleyes

dimnos I know you're superior and all but can you please keep your diarrhea from leaking into every thread when you run across something you don't like?

i mean really what kind of person makes fun of things they don't like? a JERK PERSON.

Im an ass hole not a jerk. Jerk face.

i guess that would explain why diarrhea is always dripping from your mouth like a poor man's vitriol.

Possibly.

probably

why don't you go hang around some children so you can be tormented by thoughts of not having sex with them :rolleyes

Kids dont have those pouty lips like you do. ;)

Sure they do. You just have to punch them first.

Even I have things i won't say :(