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Dr. Boogie Oct 30th, 2005 07:25 PM

World's Most Amazing Videos
 
I caught a few minutes of this while I was flipping through the channels.

They had one video about a polar bear that was resting on a rocky outcropping about 20 feet above water. Apparently, this was a problem, so some rescuers sedate the bear and then try to lower it into the water, but then it slips out of the harness and into the water, wherein it can't swim because it's sedated. I guess I just didn't get why the situation required attention; it seemd like the rescuers were only there to clean up the mess they made.

Then, after showing the polar bear being rereleased into the wild a week after the idiotic rescue effort, it goes to a commercial, saying that the next video is about an oil tanker about to erupt in a "fireball of flame." Who writes this stuff?



Edit: And now they just showed a video of an old woman who decided to get out of her car without putting it in "park" and was subsequently run over by her own vehicle. I'd say it was lucky that she survived, but I don't think that luck plays into it when a contestant for the Darwin Award survives their ordeal.

Comrade Rocket Oct 30th, 2005 09:43 PM

those are always lame. They take a 20 second, lo res, clip that looks like its off the internet and show it about 20 times at different speeds with that deep movie voice to make it seem 'XTREAM!

Ninjavenom Oct 31st, 2005 02:10 AM

Yeah, these shows are fucking horrible. Real TV is thw worst, though, where they're show like lethal mudslides and be all like "lookout, Java!" and shit

thebiggameover Oct 31st, 2005 03:04 PM

max x is good because whenever anybody has a mullet, they stop tape and point it out...

EverythingWillSuck Oct 31st, 2005 05:18 PM

These types of shows were always a guilty pleasure of mine.

RealTV's the 'main one' I used to watch. They had footage from Exhumed and Phobia shows where the band members got into fights with the audiences.

Anonymous Nov 1st, 2005 05:54 PM

Are you 12 Boogie? I was here about 4 or 5 years back and that would make you 10 and you seemed to have matured :lol

Dr. Boogie Nov 1st, 2005 08:06 PM

Geez, who let you back in?

Anyway, I don't understand your assertion. Are you saying that you need to be mature to appreciate the the subtle nuances of "racecar rolls into crowd" footage?

ArrowX Nov 1st, 2005 08:44 PM

SWEET BUGLE PLAYING CHRIST! FARTINS BACK!!!

I'm more partial to the plethora of rally car crashed and retards who can't tell the difference between a power cable and a Cable TV cable.

FartinMowler Nov 2nd, 2005 03:36 PM

Quote:

Geez, who let you back in because me so horney?

Anyway, I don't understand your assertion. Are you saying that you need to be mature to appreciate the the subtle nuances of "fat guy eats family" footage?
I don't think I would have put it that way but thanks :/


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