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mburbank Nov 15th, 2003 10:15 AM

A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE BY VINTH
 
Knock knock?

Who's there?

Liberals.

Liberal's who?


YOUR MOM IS BLOWING MY BIG COCK!

mburbank Nov 15th, 2003 10:17 AM

A LIGHT BULB JOKE BY VINTH
 
Q: How many Scoialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: TELL YOUR MOM TO STOP FUCKING ME! SHE IS SUCH A WHORE BECUASE SHE ALWAYS IS FUCKING ME WHILE YOU GET FUCKED BY A GUY AND THEY GET A JIZZUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

Dumbass.

mburbank Nov 15th, 2003 10:18 AM

So a Jew, a Baptist and a Muslim walk into a bar and YOUR MOM HAS HER HAND IN MY PANTS TO JACK ME OFF BUT MY COCK IS TOO BIG FOR HER! WHY IS YOUR MOM SUCH A WHORE WITH HER HAND IN MY PANTS? OH WELL, I GUESS YOUR DAD WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!

Immortal Goat Nov 15th, 2003 10:19 AM

The only thing that is making me doubt that that is really from Vinth is the fact that it has a coherent sentence structure.

Now if it had been put more like THIS...

Knock, konkc

who'se there?

Librels.

Liberals who?


YOOR MOM IS BLOEING BY BG CKOC!

...I would have believed it a bit more.

mburbank Nov 17th, 2003 09:44 AM

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOUR DAD BANGING YOU IN THE BUTT WHILE YOUR MOM BEGS ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HER AGAIN! GET IT?! YOUR MOM?!

pjalne Nov 18th, 2003 02:04 PM

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Jew.

Jew who?

Max.

kellychaos Nov 18th, 2003 04:20 PM

Well, you don't have to cry about it. Dumb ass.


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