My extremely pitiful adventure
 

So last Thursday the electric company shut off my power. Now I didn't know they shut it off, since I had paid the bill only like two months ago so it wasn't that long, and I thought it was just a blackout on account of all the construction going on outside. But after consulting my most recent bill I discovered that my last payment two months ago did not work. This is most likely due to the fact that I paid my last bill whilst very drunk, and probably wrote the check to the wrong person, or to an imaginary amount, or possibly I forgot the check altogether.

They wanted me to pay the whole bill at once to get the power on, so after finally figuring out how my unemployed ass could pony up such a large amount, I called to pay immediately so my power would come back. But of course, I was told that they didn't have anyone left working that Friday who could come turn the power on, so I had to wait until Monday.

A whole weekend without electricity really fucking sucked. The days weren't too bad, since I could just read by a window or something to pass the time. But during the night times I had to go to the house of whichever friend or close acquaintace of mine was home and drink copious amounts of alcohol so that I could go home to my pitch-black apartment and pass out, because the sooner I left the world of the conscious, the sooner I could wake up and harnass the power of the flaming sky ball to see where I was pissing.

Goddammit >:

I remember when you used to attack me, it seems fitting that you have become a loser and a drunk :)

Who the fuck are you supposed to be?

don't you remember? I named the child after you :(

Sit and spin, creator of generic humor-based forum posts >:

I ain't got time for shenanigans >:

That sucks, did you had to pay extra for being reconnected?

yeah there were like three fees and they totalled an extra 40 bucks >:

As if trying trying to take a dump by candle light for three days wasn't punishment enough

You can play hide and go seek well without power.

you told me that the power was out and we needed to rub are bodies together to keep warm, when are you sending money for the baby?

When hell freezes over!?

whyever is your signature so upset with me.

i mean, it's stuff like that that makes me want to change your avatar, too.

Oh joy, a nazi mod. Eveyone loves a nazi mod.

Keep on rocking \m/

Next time inform me what the rules of avatars and sigs are.

Next time read the rules, you fucking twat.

K, i will, fuckwit.

oh yeah oh yeah well you are a bonafide fucktard CAN YOU BELIEVE I WENT THERE OH OH HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES

HOW!

DO!

YOU!

LIKE-

You know, you should send a nasty PM to Mockery, he'll probably strip me of mod status immediately and hold a parade in your honor. Maybe even SIMULTANEOUSLY.

do you, by any chance, fence?

am i distracting you from reading the rules?

i hope i'm not distracting you from reading the rules.

cause that happened once to this other guy.

when i distracted him.

from reading the rules.


and then he didn't know them.


being distracted and all.

That where some cool posts, yeah, did not made sense tho.

W00t, large letters.

Damn, a mod who is derailing a thread.

Nice.

*thumbs up*

was that a joke

because i get jokes



find me a joke and i'll get it.

there is also some mutual confusion here - i am not familiar with the term 'derailing' is that some furcadia slang or something i'm woefully backlogged on my internets.

The Elimanator is such a Fury warrior.

oh i see that was sarcasm good show old man haha but just an fyi we don't use asterisks here, we prefer [emote] tags i've been meaning to add that to the rules forever but things just pile up and



BOOM! HAHA! OUT OF NOWHERE! OH MAN, OH MAN YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT A BLIND MAN COULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING WHAT'S WITH YOU MAN [emote] laughs heartily [/emote]

Er? Fury? WTF are you talking about poofter?

oh shit. oh shit, i'm looking that up. you're so dead. SO dead.