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kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 04:09 PM

Feminine products for men
 
What's with all these companies coming out with normally feminine shit for men? Like the other day I saw panty hose for men. And they came with a matching garter belt thats all lacy and has like a boyshort shape. And its not like its for crossdressers or trannies or something. Its for normal straight men that want to look all buff and wear panty hose under their suits and jock straps. Seriously the person they had modeling it looked like a weightlifter/arnold shaped person wearing what looked like lingerie.
now they are making makeup for men ;\

the pantyhose things are traumatizing ;(

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 11th, 2009 04:10 PM

I don't know what they're called but I have a Man Poof for the shower.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 04:11 PM

thats not quite the same thing ;\

Fathom Zero Feb 11th, 2009 04:14 PM

Is it defeating the purpose for you?

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 04:15 PM

lol
http://blogs.marinij.com/katwilder/images/pantyhose.jpg
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images...se-for-men.jpg
http://www.activskin.com.au/shop/index.php?cPath=3
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2008-07-31-tights.jpg
http://actionnooz.com/news/wp-conten...Panty_Hose.jpg
maybe that will put it into perspective

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 04:15 PM

no, i just think its looks ugly on men.

i dont really wear panty hose ;\

although i am hoping for this set of lingerie for valtines day that has a garter belt :(

Fathom Zero Feb 11th, 2009 04:31 PM

I can't fathom something like that.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 04:39 PM

Next they'll start releasing SKIRTS FOR MEN. Skirts are great when you're a guy. It's so easy/fun to pee when wearing a skirt if you're a guy.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 11th, 2009 04:47 PM

I think they have those already....in Scotland.

Kitsa Feb 11th, 2009 04:51 PM

I don't know what the hell to make of you sometimes, kahljorn.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 04:51 PM

Also not the same thing ;\ I don't think that men walk around wearing kilts all the time in scotland like its standard dress. Anyway, when they start having kilts with slits up the sides to reveal the legs and form fitted to reveal the figure, then maybe it will be relevant ;/

Tadao Feb 11th, 2009 05:04 PM

I've never even considered the joy of peeing with a skirt on!

VaporTrailx1 Feb 11th, 2009 06:53 PM



The Utilikilt is here! A Kilt with Cargo pockets!

Dixie Feb 11th, 2009 07:50 PM

It's only a kilt if you go commando.
Wearing underwear with it makes it a skirt!

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 07:59 PM

i love peeing standing up when I'm dressed as a girl ;\

anyway fuck all this kilt talk it has nothing to do with pantyhose or feminine products. I mean shit in some countries men wear dress like things but I don't see that meaning american men should be frolicking around in sun dresses. Plus kilts somehow look masculine anyway ;\ It's not quite the same as say A MINISKIRT

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 11th, 2009 08:33 PM

Do they shave their legs too though is the question?

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 09:59 PM

From what i understand its supposed to be for straight normal men who just want to wear garter belts with stockings and shit ;\ So I would assume you're not supposed to shave your legs but that would be kind of gross AND THUS PART OF MY POINT.

the pictures we saw of models wearing it looked like they were shaved though ;\

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 03:15 AM

hahahahaha here we go this is what i was looking for!

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-garter-belts-for-men/

LOOK AT THAT FOOL ON THE RIGHT

MetalMilitia Feb 12th, 2009 08:24 AM

Perhaps these are designed to help farmers survive the cold Russian winter. Kind of like a fashionable version of long-johns.

Zhukov Feb 12th, 2009 08:38 AM

I have long johns AND a kilt, and my legs look fucking fantastic in both of them.

Zhukov Feb 12th, 2009 08:40 AM

But I wouldn't wear panty hose.

DuFresne Feb 12th, 2009 08:56 AM

I lol'd at the look on this guy's face, as if he just realized how much of a prostitute his chosen career makes him:

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 613344)


10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2009 11:02 AM

Back in the early 20th century garters were fashionable with men. This might be a bit too much though.

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 12:42 PM

i think garters were fashionable for men when socks didn't have elastic in them but im not sure. And i doubt they were all lacy and shit.

There was a period of time where slicing your dick in half (butterfly) and folding it inside your pants so your pants would fit smoothly was fashionable ;\

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2009 04:05 PM

LOL. When did that happen, in the future?


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