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Tadao Jul 1st, 2009 11:18 PM

Cat Food
 
Shit is fattening!










Dixie Jul 1st, 2009 11:44 PM

Delicious fluffy wok

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 2nd, 2009 12:36 AM

Aww, they look delicious.

captain516 Jul 2nd, 2009 12:59 AM

Is that the secret Oriental recipe for Kung Pao chicken?

Fathom Zero Jul 2nd, 2009 06:54 AM

Hahhaah

MetalMilitia Jul 2nd, 2009 07:02 AM

I thought YOU PEOPLE only ate dogs?

Alternative less racist comment:

AWWW KITTIES! :love

Aaarg Jul 2nd, 2009 07:24 AM

awwww how cute

(not the cats !!!!! !!!! !)

Dimnos Jul 2nd, 2009 09:58 AM

I thought they used cats to catch rats that they then skinned and ate.

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2009 11:28 AM

If it fits in a wok, we will cook it.

RaNkeri Jul 2nd, 2009 11:47 AM



The cat won't fit in the toaster

Dimnos Jul 2nd, 2009 01:33 PM

Does the fur just boil off? Or is it best to skin them first? What sauce is best for cats? Does a cat taste better young or aged? Does wine go good with cat? If so what kind would you suggest? Or is it more of a beer type of meal? What about paws? Can they be removed and fried in a sweet batter for a dessert? Possibly wrapped in a wanton type thing? Do you think a cashew sauce would be good for paws? What about the bones? Do you remove them or is it more like a soul food thing where you just leave them in? Do you think they would be yummier if fried in bacon grease? What about a cat / catfish surf and turf kind of meal? Do you marinade them? What about BBQ? Do you need to tenderize? Do you pre-kill them? Or do you use the pillow sack method like with rabbits? What ice cream do you think goes best with cat?

RaNkeri Jul 2nd, 2009 02:13 PM



The only good cat is a stir-fried cat

Tadao Jul 2nd, 2009 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 636206)
Does the fur just boil off? Or is it best to skin them first? What sauce is best for cats? Does a cat taste better young or aged? Does wine go good with cat? If so what kind would you suggest? Or is it more of a beer type of meal? What about paws? Can they be removed and fried in a sweet batter for a dessert? Possibly wrapped in a wanton type thing? Do you think a cashew sauce would be good for paws? What about the bones? Do you remove them or is it more like a soul food thing where you just leave them in? Do you think they would be yummier if fried in bacon grease? What about a cat / catfish surf and turf kind of meal? Do you marinade them? What about BBQ? Do you need to tenderize? Do you pre-kill them? Or do you use the pillow sack method like with rabbits? What ice cream do you think goes best with cat?


ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET!

Sam Jul 2nd, 2009 03:02 PM

KITTIES

MarioRPG Jul 2nd, 2009 05:52 PM

More like shit is adorable.

Evil Robot Jul 2nd, 2009 09:25 PM


darkvare Jul 3rd, 2009 04:12 PM

my dad asked once to his corean friend "is it true you people eat cats?" he answerd "diferent cultures"

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2009 04:44 PM

What's funny is your dad wouldn't turn down Goat blood stew. :x

Just joking, I'm sure it was the chupacabra and not your dad. That was a mean thing to say. :(

executioneer Jul 3rd, 2009 05:20 PM

KITTIES :eek

Fathom Zero Jul 4th, 2009 12:41 AM


executioneer Jul 4th, 2009 03:54 AM


kahljorn Jul 4th, 2009 05:43 AM

this thread title is misleading! I was expecting a thread about what kind of cat food is best and do you prefer wet or dry.

kahljorn Jul 4th, 2009 05:53 AM


:(

executioneer Jul 4th, 2009 02:38 PM

ahahahaha

darkvare Jul 4th, 2009 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 636290)
What's funny is your dad wouldn't turn down Goat blood stew. :x

Just joking, I'm sure it was the chupacabra and not your dad. That was a mean thing to say. :(

moronga is pretty much fried pig blood and yes we eat it


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